Saturday, 27 May 2017

Luka's Limericks #2

The sex blogger now known as Bert
Was demanding and terribly curt
I said "where's your class?"
He said "up your arse"
And then put his hand up my skirt.

Friday, 26 May 2017

Luka's Limericks #1

I met a sex blogger called Bert
Who was eager to see women squirt
But in porn it's just piss
When they simulate bliss

And you wouldn’t want that up your shirt.