I am, of course, not a proper sex blogger so I merely ate the banana in an unrestrained fashion and the duvet remained unsullied.
I did rub the complimentary micro-soap over my lady areas in a steamy solo shower session later but since I failed to post photos of this online, with obligatory click-throughs of me with a loofah up my arse, it doesn't really count and I can't have an award.
6 barbed comments:
Ahh, missed opportunities and 'what ifs'.
Not even in a vaguely salacious manner?
I shall award you my newly created 'Titter Award', for making me laugh voluptuously (of course). More please!
Can't you have an award for the naughty thought at least, if not the action...?
Yes but in all fairness you did swallow the whole banana.
This had me in stitches....just like the ones in your reinforced gusset! I have it on good authority that perverted hotel staff leave bananas in females rooms in convenient locations, then surreptitiously listen at the door (is there any other way of listening at a door?)..for revealing noises.
Good for you that you waited until you had a shower to have a fiddle. I am sure the porter would only have heard the water pouring and the sounds of you whistling to Ravels's Bolero.
I was going to comment that I should at least get an award for the least stained sheets in a budget hotel room, but then I remembered I dropped my lipstick on the bed and made a big red mark.
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