Monday, 26 July 2010


Things have been quiet online because things have been anything but in real life.

These are hard times and I have to commit my energies to fighting offline battles rather than on virtual bad poetry, dodgy photos of my latest bra and observations on the silliness of sex blogging.

I'll be back.

Friday, 2 July 2010

A Poem About Deeply Unattractive People

They say beauty is only skin deep
But you're ugly deep down to the core
You're grotesque to the bone
And that's why you're alone
Your ego has become an eyesore

It's not that you're too hard on the eye
In good light you are passably fair
But what really detracts
Are your self serving acts
When your unlovely soul is laid bare

You can change your appearance it's true
But you can't hide the fact you're a cock
In cross sectional view
It goes all the way through
Like a drab stick of repugnant rock