The world of sex blogging didn't know what had hit it. It didn't even notice what had hit it for the most part. I am like an annoying gnat whining around the steaming nether parts of a giant beast.
I may post something special to celebrate my longevity in this fleeting online world.
Choose from the following options:
- Erotic photos of your glamorous hostess
- An epic poem about the deeply unattractive
- A disturbingly arousing short story
Cast your votes now!