The world of sex blogging didn't know what had hit it. It didn't even notice what had hit it for the most part. I am like an annoying gnat whining around the steaming nether parts of a giant beast.
I may post something special to celebrate my longevity in this fleeting online world.
Choose from the following options:
- Erotic photos of your glamorous hostess
- An epic poem about the deeply unattractive
- A disturbingly arousing short story
Cast your votes now!
17 barbed comments:
The hostess with the mostess (on toastes) ...
Disturbing arousing short story!
#2 !
Would the short story involve lard?
That aside, happy whotsit for the morrow, ma'am.
Congrats on 3 years! I'm torn between #2 and 3 to be honest.
1, umm, no, errmmm, 3, no, no wait, 2 oh nust, all 3?
I'm greedy so I'll take an arousing short story with poetic rhymes and pictures to keep me interested.
I'm adding my voice to #2 - I'm not at all interested in your bits, no matter how erotically you expose them, and I'd like to think your poetry would arouse me! :D
I'm with Ceeej...Oh who am I kidding. I'm a man. Pictures please!
What kind of men are these guys??? (Okay, granted, they're not all men.) Real men vote #1!
Happy anniversary! It's always a pleasure to read your tart(y) offerings :)
xx Dee
Door number 4, please....
Oops!
All of the above....
I'm with Riff Dog, #1!
Thank you all for your kind, congratulatory messages and your votes.
I shall now have these independently verified and post the results shortly.
Am I too late to suggest
that you post all three?
Congrats on your 3rd year anniversary! Hmm.. Can I choose all! lol..
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