International Top Sex Blogger Luka, 37, has been spotted cavorting in disreputable nightspots with the new playmate in her life, a large orange space hopper.
Our reporter caught up with bouncy Barbed Wire Boudoir babe Luka as she rode up to the bar for another pint of Pinot.
"I've never been happier," asserted Luka as she wobbled gently on her oversized rubber ball.
"Unlike some over-inflated egos I've bounced around with in my time, Spacey is smooth, fun and uncomplicated.
He also has ridged horns and a smile like mine.
What's not to love?
Mind you, he's crap at holding his drink."