Monday, 20 July 2009

You Know He's Over You When...

  • He's put the gifts you've bought him on ebay
  • He's told his friends to tell you he's dead
  • You've had one text from him in the last six months and that was almost certainly in error as it appears to be for someone named Ken
  • He moves house without telling you
  • Given the choice between fuddle-duddling with your wibbly-wobblies or creosoting the shed, he chooses the shed
  • You spot his new advert on a popular find-a-social-inadequate-and-fuck-them website
  • He has a new answerphone message that invites callers to speak after the beep, unless they are you, in which case you can fuck off
  • He forgets your birthday
  • He forgets your name
  • You spot him leaving the church with a woman in a big white dress

9 comments:

Heff said...

yep.

Carnalis said...

i giggled at the 'big white dress'.

I find it is wise to do regular birthday hints, regardless.

Ms Robinson said...

And he says Ok when you say 'let's end it."

Walker said...

Maybe he has Alzieners

Ro said...

"Given the choice between fuddle-duddling with your wibbly-wobblies or creosoting the shed, he chooses the shed"

Oh, I'd always take a bowl of jelly over creosoting the shed, no matter how I feel about the woman in question ...

Boxer said...

the white dress line made me spit out coffee.

(Hello Dahling.)

Luka said...

Waves cheerily to all and skips on to the next post.

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Anonymous said...

Just want to say what a great blog you got here!
I've been around for quite a lot of time, but finally decided to show my appreciation of your work!

Thumbs up, and keep it going!

Cheers
Christian, iwspo.net