Due to overwhelming demand - nearly double figures! - I am posting a few images of my amazing Betty Boobs halloween costume. See my gothic splendour! See my burly forearms! See the big ladder in my bodystocking - it is pretty much shredded entirely now.
I have natural curls, false eyelashes and necessarily big hoop earrings.
Do you see what I did with my garter there? I gothed it right up. I like how I am pointing at it in case you didn't spot it. That is helpful and could stand me in good stead in any future glamour modelling where I am required to point at my nipples or flaps similarly.
Sadly all the best pictures of me making a drunken arse of myself are way too identifiable and my partners in crime must remain anonymous, so these random body parts are all I can show you. Which is probably a relief for all, really.
Proper satiric sniping service will resume shortly.