Luka finally tells her exclusive story.
"I am sick of all the secrecy in sex blogging. All those snide remarks and cryptic comments. It's time for the naked truth. In this week's special 8-page pullout feature I'll probably have some pics of me lounging about in lingerie and have exciting paragraph headings like "Sleazy Sex Act" or "Raunchy Romp". I'll probably get a "Steamy" in there too. Get ready for my shocking exposés on:
- My Late Night Five-in-a-Box Chat Sessions
- Sordid Sex Pics Online - Just Whose Body Part is Whose?
- Sex Blog Stalkers - The Shame of the Top Names Found Raiding My Dustbin
- The Pussy-Whipped and Cuntstruck - Who's Really Working Those Sock Puppet "Alpha Males"?
- and Much, More More!"