I have, somewhat remarkably, kept this blog a secret from my nearest and dearest for the best part of two years!
"What?" I hear you cry. "You mean you haven't been shouting from the rooftops about your clingfilmed arse and ridiculous posts about how awful sex bloggers are when you so obviously crave their companionship?"
"No," I reply. "You cheeky fucker. It has been my own personal space for frolicking and fighting and being a twat, free of the demands of hearth and home."
Yet tonight, I suddenly blurted out "I have a secret blog!"
I hope he likes all the bits about him.