Friday, 28 November 2008

Confessional

I have, somewhat remarkably, kept this blog a secret from my nearest and dearest for the best part of two years!

"What?" I hear you cry. "You mean you haven't been shouting from the rooftops about your clingfilmed arse and ridiculous posts about how awful sex bloggers are when you so obviously crave their companionship?"

"No," I reply. "You cheeky fucker. It has been my own personal space for frolicking and fighting and being a twat, free of the demands of hearth and home."

Yet tonight, I suddenly blurted out "I have a secret blog!"

I hope he likes all the bits about him.

11 comments:

daisyfae said...

oh how exciting! i only reveal my blog to my partners after i decide i really like them - and i don't blog about sex! just my fucked up family... he's got to love it! you obviously adore him!

Luka said...

Daisyfae - I certainly hope so! I have been dying to tell him for ages now, as I am sure he would approve of some of my sweariest efforts.

Trixie said...

Wow....two years you've kept this little gem of a secret from him? I don't know how you did it! I can't keep my big mouth shut for two minutes let alone two years!

Carnalis said...

woohoo. If i were he .. i would be very proud of you (top sex blogger in the house, yet not a serial shagger!)

hmmm .. can i still make eyes at you?

Luka said...

Trixie - I know, I am terrible at keeping things to myself as a rule. He is such a computer whizz I think I must have just assumed he probably had found me ages ago, but just hadn't said anything, but apparently not!

Carnalis - you are, as ever, too kind. And you'd better not stop making eyes at me!

Sara said...

Wow, I'm impressed! Though yeah, some secrets are fun to keep.

Luka said...

Sara - hello! Yes, and I am not a believer in couples being joined at the hip. It is good to have your own lives, separate identities, to keep you interesting to each other. But my big bloggy secret was one I wanted to share, and am glad I did.

Jackie Adshead said...

Phew, big stuff! I hope he likes it. I hope he's proud of you. He ought to be, you're an excellent blogger - a good read, a nice person with a conscience, and you make me laff with your sharp wit. Oh, and you take the piss out of other people....... ! lol Do you do that in "real life" too??

Luka said...

Jackie - indeed, it has been a bit nerve wracking, sharing my work like this. A bit like suddenly unveiling the monster I have been creating in the laboratory.

Thank you for all those wonderful, lovely things you have said about me! (Are you sure you are on the right blog? :) I really appreciate them and are glad you can see through my barbed persona to the less spiky person beneath.

And, yes, I am just as much of a disagreeable arse in real life. I take the piss a great deal, but in real life it isn't taken so seriously as people can see my body language and know I am just being naughty, not nasty.

puckrup said...

I bet he does like all the bits about him! They're lovely - and do the bits that aren't showing him off make him laugh?

Luka said...

Puckrup - he thinks I am a potty mouthed trollop, and he loves it! :)