Wednesday, 1 October 2008

Cockfest

Jackie Adshead has completed a series of gorgeous paintings of ladyparts. I strongly suggest you take a look here, if you haven't already. If you are a lady and would like your parts immortalised in paint for all eternity then do drop her a line, as a second series is in the offing.

I am all for celebrating womanhood and baring our blart boxes as a gesture of sisterly solidarity, yet I feel that the menfolk are missing out somewhat.

So I am proposing my own, deeply artistic, celebration of manhood.

I am an experienced willy artist. I have adorned countless text books and posters with manly appendages. I can do spunking or non spunking. I can do hairy balls and everything. I have my own felt tip pen.

If you are a man and have a willy you would like to see in artistic form in my upcoming Cockfest, do send your pic to the usual address. Total anonymity assured. Unless it is a particularly good one. Or funny.

19 comments:

trumpeter said...

And what would the usual address be? (Just on the off-chance that I feel like sending a picture of my wedding tackle...)

Luka said...

Trumpeter - you can find it if you click on my Full Profile, in the sidebar.

Helga Hansen said...

Darn... almost makes me wish I had a willy... just so I could benefit from your artistic make-over!

I look forward to seeing your exhibition. Will Sotheby's be selling them afterwards?

Luka said...

Helga - maybe you could borrow one? I would imagine my exhibition will be rather special and command amazing fees.

Walker said...

I spent 27 years with to Willy artists but they choked in the end.
Sculpters are better with their hands and get a better grip on reality than painters.

Anonymous said...

WOW! yhose pussies look utterly scrumptious--sort of like licking a multi-hued popsicle--Damn yummy! phew! Who turned up the heat ??? Beau

Trixie said...

Dammit, I don't have a cock. Maybe next shag I get, I'll take a photo of it for ya so you can take the piss for me.

EmmaK said...

I have long admired your art in various public restrooms around the world. Have you painted any celebrity dicks?

Ro said...

I think it's a fantastic idea - someone really needs to bring the style of naive art to erotica.

I'd love to donate a photo for your special treatment ... if only I wasn't so shy ~blush~

Luka said...

Walker - I can do amazing things with plasticine, or failing that, blu-tack.

Beau - I had a feeling you'd enjoy them.

Trixie - Result!

Emma - do local celebrities count?

Ro - I shall just have to track down *that* HNT... :)

Freddy said...

do you promise not to get over-excited? (or laugh?)

Jackie Adshead said...

Thanks for the link, Luka - I'm touched that you like my fannies so much! Unfortunately I don't have a cock to show you, so I'll await your cockfest with great artistic interest....! :)

Ro said...

Lines you rarely hear: "I'm touched that you like my fannies so much"

What more can I say? :)

Luka said...

Freddy - I can only promise to study it carefully and at length.

Jackie - I am the type to be touched by fannies.

Ro - What more can any of us say? That's why I need to draw a picture.

Ms Robinson said...

I see you more as a guerilla artist..a la Banksy...random penises cropping up all over the UK

Anonymous said...

You want a penis?? Why in Priapus' name would you want one of those? Oh I see, you need a Pic of my cock--well now my dear--it's already spoken for and she won't let me show it to anyone else --sorry love :-( That's the way the balls bounce.lol

You devoted friend and former slave,

Beau

EmmaK said...

of course local celebs count? do you live in London? have you done an image of the biggest celebrity penis of them all, Boris Johnson? Is his pubic hair that horrid shade of yellow too?

Anonymous said...

Emma K--roflmao simply delightful

Beau

Luka said...

Ms R - "random penises cropping up all over the UK" - this is what comes of wearing tight sweaters.

Beau - I shall work from imagination then.

Emma - that shall remain a mystery as I tend to only draw in black and white.