Jackie Adshead has completed a series of gorgeous paintings of ladyparts. I strongly suggest you take a look here, if you haven't already. If you are a lady and would like your parts immortalised in paint for all eternity then do drop her a line, as a second series is in the offing.
I am all for celebrating womanhood and baring our blart boxes as a gesture of sisterly solidarity, yet I feel that the menfolk are missing out somewhat.
So I am proposing my own, deeply artistic, celebration of manhood.
I am an experienced willy artist. I have adorned countless text books and posters with manly appendages. I can do spunking or non spunking. I can do hairy balls and everything. I have my own felt tip pen.
If you are a man and have a willy you would like to see in artistic form in my upcoming Cockfest, do send your pic to the usual address. Total anonymity assured. Unless it is a particularly good one. Or funny.