Monday, 11 August 2008

Ribbons of Cream

I stood in the toiletries aisle of the supermarket and blinked at the product on the shelf before me.

It says much for my current state of mind that I immediately interpreted "cream ribbons" as something depraved and filthy.

If you read "body wash plus cream ribbons" and do not visualise milky strands spurting over wet skin then you are probably better adjusted than I.

What pornographic products have you spotted at the shops lately?

7 comments:

Walker said...

Sorry the last time I went shopping was with my 80 year old mother and she was in the ladies department looking for underwear so I did my best not to look at any pornographic products that might be around me.

Ro said...

I always claimed to be a pure-minded innocent ...

Anonymous said...

Luka darlin, you have a naughty mind which pleases me no end. ;-)
Beau

trumpeter said...

I LOVE the way your mind works.

I don't know about shopping, but I was in a seminar a while ago about some legal issues relating to project finance and they introduced the term 'relief event'. I nearly had to leave the room...

Luka said...

Walker - that's quite an image in itself!

Ro - and did your claim stand up to any sort of inspection?

Beau - I am both blessed and cursed :)

Trumpeter - ooh, "relief event". I can see the thinking behind that.

Ro said...

Not so far ... but I live in hope :)

Amy said...

Cor. That's a doozy.