You're a Very Naughty Blogger and I, Personally, Don't Like You
I personally find this kind of pseudo schoolgirl smut utterly abhorrent. There I was expecting some full on tits and arse with this week's Shitasm list (fuck knows I don't read that dross, but I do like to look at the pictures to help crack one off) and instead I see that Naughty Blogger has changed the anticipated image to one that she prefers. She is worse than Hitler.
Now, I personally don't like Naughty Blogger. The reasons why are none of your business and not important, but what is your business and very important is that you know I don't like her, personally. I don't mind grown women getting their tits out but to encourage models to pander to these kind of deviant tastes is just revolting. These models are not only trying their best to look underage but they are also obviously men. Not a genuine knocker to be seen, and you know how much I crave tits. Never mind barely legal, these are barely convincing. This is a violation of the worst kind. And exploitative too. Probably. Personally, I have gone right off Naughty Blogger. You might like her, but, personally, I don't and I hope you all know it.
Posted by Randy O. Gitt at past afternoon nap time
Labels: You're either a slut with fantastic knockers who is prepared to get them out, or you're against me. Which is it?
"Underage porn bad!"
"All porn bad!"
"But those models are not underage and porn is not inherently bad. Telling the world you don't like another blogger, personally, muddies the waters unnecessarily."
"It's great that we have the freedom of speech to discuss this issue! Randy will be thrilled to see all the
"I didn't like the picture because I am a parent."
"What the fuck are you banging on about?"
"It's the school uniforms, they make me uncomfortable. Won't somebody please think of the children?"
"You're a nutter. Anyway, the picture itself shouldn't be an issue. The fact is the models are legal, the picture is legal, it appeals to some, no harm done. I happen to think all porno pics on blogs are lame and wanky but I don't go around slagging off every dullard who thinks they need to illustrate their post with a pair of tits or we'll forget what they look like. OMG, maybe that's why Randy does it, in case he really does forget what they look like... "
"Leave Britney alone! Leave Britney ALONE!"
"Normally I'd tear strips off someone for this kind of publically posted, thinly-veiled personal attack and not permit myself or any of my friends to sully themselves by associating with such a shallow, offensive individual. But then you call me a slut and I wriggle in pleasure and forgive you anything. Smoochies."
"But surely the issue is still that we are free to post whatever imagery we like as long as no harm is being done and that making it a personal attack upon someone is a bit wanky?"
"LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!"
"Wow. It is so cool that we are free to have this kind of debate. Randy's just being helped out of his bath so will be here soon to join in the discourse! Rock on readers!"
"I think Randy's a tosser."
"So do I!"
"It's great that blogging gives us the freedom to air our opinions so freely! Freedom of speech is so cool. In that free spirit the comments are now closed, before anyone freely says something Randy might regret. Rock on!"
(Picture credit: Mandy T*Girl - a fine looking schoolgirl, in my opinion)