Thursday, 7 August 2008

Bruised

Yes, it's Mystery Bruise Competition Time!

I was fondling my thighs the other evening (it is hard not to when they are exposed in a short nightgown, they being so soft and squidgy, like a couple of giant marshmallows - they are a great comfort) when I discovered a tender spot.

I leaned forward and peered at the bruise blooming on my thigh with interest.

I never have the slightest idea how I obtain the numerous and varied bumps and scrapes I seem to accumulate on my limbs. I am obviously a clumsy drunk blessed with sensitive flesh that bruises easily. Perhaps a butterfly landed heavily or something.

So, send in your best guesses as to what caused this particular bruise and the one that seems the most Luka-like will win a special prize!*

* Definitions of "special" may vary.

32 comments:

Walker said...

Hmmm looks like the imprint of an intex finger.
Is there a matching thumb print on the opposite side? ;)

Anonymous Boxer said...

wine bottle?

Helga Hansen said...

You were leaning your bony elbow on your thigh?

Someone ran into you with their broom-stick?

You were playing Quidditch and you had a mid-air collision?

Mr Luka gave you a big, fat lovebite, and you were so knocked out by the passion, you don't recall the moment?

I'll be back with more suggestions later! HHNT in the meantime!

Carnalis said...

walker .. what size are your fingers?? that is a whooping bruise, Luka, surely caused by the errant pea that i smuggled underneath your mattress.

Anonymous said...

Great looking thighs Darlin'--eminently kissable, touchable, caressable-I love to run the back of my hand down one thigh and then the tips of my fingers up the other--yummy, Luka love, just simply lovely.

Oh my
your lovin'
Beau

Anonymous said...

Honey it my thoughts that did it :-0
Beau

d2b said...

No, I can't guess... Sorry :S
But the pictures are great!

Happy HNT anyway!

Freddy said...

S often finds a bruise just like that after we've spent time together...
she blames it on my thumb

No reason why yours shouldn't have occurred in similar fashion - assuming that you've adopted a similar position to that which S is prone to take [although she's not at all prone, that's me ;-) ]

or..........

did you do it on the handbrake as you struggled into the back seat?

or........

you hurled the rhyming dictionary to the desk when you couldn't find a rhyme for orange and it rebounded onto your lap?

fairyflutters said...

My guess is you bumped into something.

I'm the same way. I bruise and never know how I did it.

I love the thigh highs! :)

Amorous Rocker said...

No clue. I don't even want to venture a guess.

I'm anemic and bruise easily. I hit the wall and bam, it's a bruise. I have no idea how to figure out what did what, lol.

Happy HNT!

Biscuit said...

My legs are always covered in bruises . I never know where MINE come from, so I can't even begin to guess yours *LOL*

Bruises or no, your legs are very nice in those stockings.

Happy HNT!

Ms. Lily said...

lol, my hubby always says that if I ever wanted to get him into trouble I always have the bruises to prove it.

I don't know how you got your bruise, but I fell down the stairs this morning bringing the laundry down and have a lovely one on my right check~thigh area.

HHNT ~Lily

Honey said...

OUCH! I hate when I find a mystery bruise on myself. But nonetheless beautiful.

Happy HNT.

anna louise said...

Hope you get it kissed better.HHNT

Baby said...

Are you sure it's not a love bite? Happy HNT!!!!

An Artist Exposed said...

I'm so very sorry - I have to confess to being the cause. I was standing so close... and you had such an effect on me...
HHNT!

Lapis Ruber said...

If it were due to anything I can think of, you would surely not have forgotten! Happy HNT.

Vixen said...

Mmm....def looks like a love bite ;)

happyHNT sexy!

Luka said...

Walker - I don't know, I can't see the other side!

Anonymous Boxer - yes please.

Helga - good suggestions!

Carnalis - I knew I could feel something unexpected beneath the covers.

Beau - I do believe if the power of your thoughts could be made manifest then you would indeed leave your mark upon me.

d2b - thank you!

Freddy - how did you know about the rhyming dictionary?

Fairyflutters - some of us just seem more prone to bruising than others. The thigh highs only went on for the purposes of the pic - far too hot to wear them at the moment.

Amorous Rocker - I don't think I'm anaemic. It may be more alcoholic in origin in my case.

Biscuit - they are long legs, well upholstered and keep my butt off the floor, so they'll do me. Thanks!

Ms Lily - ouch! Stairs and carrying laundry do not mix!

Honey - you are too kind - thank you.

Anna Louise - I shall endeavour to do so :)

Baby - it looks like one but I am sure I would have noticed. Still, I get bitten by gnats every night and never feel a thing, so who knows?

Luka said...

An Artist Exposed - I *knew* it!

Lapis Ruber - oooh, *good* answer.

Vixen - I may have to get some spray if I keep getting bitten.

Southern Sage said...

nice legs...

bite mark..........

HHNT

Ro said...

I have to say it looks like a bite mark to me too. Or a suck mark. Know any very short, toothless vampires?

I don't expect to win. It doesn't matter. I just know if I did, special would be sure to be defined in the same way that it's used in special school.

It's a hard life.

Happy HNT nonetheless! :)

Luka said...

Sage - I'm not sure, I can't see any tooth marks...

Ro - a suck mark may be more like it, but I am still sure I would have noticed. Probably. Maybe it was that small Transylvanian in the post office queue...

MonMouth said...

You obviously had your bloke bent over a sturdy table and were fucking him forcefully with a strapon. In the heat of the moment you rammed your thigh into the corner of the table.

Is that a sufficiently Luka-like explanation?

x

Curvaceous Dee said...

Given the squarish nature of the bruise, I think a scrabble piece fell on your thigh. Yep. Scrabble :)

xx Dee

Rogue said...

I'll wager a riding crop, but if so, it was one helluva strike on that tender, delicious thigh of yours.

Angela-la-la said...

I think you went to the fridge for another glass of wine and the salad veggies fell out as you opened it. You picked up the half cucumber that was now dripping in cheese and chive dip and tried to show it to Puck in a seductive manner. Unfortunately, on the way to present him with your organic orgasmicness, you slipped on the I can't believe it's not lard and, due to your attempts to save the glass rather than your arse, landed with the half cue halfway down your thigh and nowhere near a decent sexblog pic.

If that's not right I'm returning these binoculars for a refund.

Jackie Adshead said...

I think it was Mellors - your ancient gardener - who was demonstrating the best way to suck a soft and luscious peach and he persuaded you to let him use your thigh as the next best thing! :)

Anonymous said...

Luka honey: leave my mark on you? hell, girl you left yours on me a long time ago--and what a pleasure it still is.

love
Beau

Anonymous said...

One other thing darlin': let's quit with the "thunder thighs" already. Trust me I've seen thunder thighs before and yours come nowhere near qualifying. Oh mais non!

love
You ever devoted, besotted Beau

Sulpicia said...

I was thinking a giant's thumbprint or a bite but you seem to have nixed those. Did you pinch yourself to figure out if the crazy orgasm you were having was real?

Luka said...

Monmouth - that's pegged it, though you have removed the surprise element from my special prize!

Curvaceous Dee - people do underestimate the hazards of Scrabble, it's true.

Rogue - it would have to have been a helluva strike by someone capable of running at a helluva pace.

Angela-la-la - I *love* it! So funny - I think I shall have to award you a special special prize :)

Jackie - he did promise he'd take his teeth out first...

Beau - it's a mutual pleasure :)

Sulpicia - I do pinch myself, but not there.