I was fondling my thighs the other evening (it is hard not to when they are exposed in a short nightgown, they being so soft and squidgy, like a couple of giant marshmallows - they are a great comfort) when I discovered a tender spot.
I leaned forward and peered at the bruise blooming on my thigh with interest.
I never have the slightest idea how I obtain the numerous and varied bumps and scrapes I seem to accumulate on my limbs. I am obviously
So, send in your best guesses as to what caused this particular bruise and the one that seems the most Luka-like will win a special prize!*
* Definitions of "special" may vary.