There's a lot of it about at the moment.
Blogs on hiatus, the pause button pressed, while bloggers go on holiday, move home, deal with traumas, issues and angst, build a shed, put up some shelves, bath the cat or whatever it is they have to do that means they won't be able to post for a while.
So, it is with great regret at my lack of an offline life, that I now inform you that I am not going anywhere.
I am here for the forseeable and will continue to bring you high quality swearing and judgementalism for the months ahead.
Please leave your "oh my god, I am so not going to miss you at all!" comments below.