I have thought of a fabulous new feature, which I strongly suspect nobody will take me up on, which is even better since there is no imminent danger of having to do anything extra to fulfill my obligations.
Those of my eagle-eyed, good-looking, smooth-talking regular readers will have spotted my Real Sexy Sex Fleshbot Me Fuck Post was, indeed, Fleshbotted!
I was pleasantly surprised by this, given that it is the second silly post of mine to make the grade. My success in rewriting the standard sex blog post and crafting it into something entirely new and utterly stupid has led me to consider offering my services more widely. As things stand it is only those posts I stumble across in my regular rounds of this corner of the internet that have my light shone upon them.
So, if anyone has a favourite post of theirs - or even someone elses - that they feel is looking a bit tired, a bit uninspired and just hasn't generated the comments they hoped for, then send it my way. I will Pimp Your Post and make it so much better. I can add comedy, hilarious misunderstandings with a cream horn and a photo-me booth, coarse language and an utter disregard for social niceties. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll leave me offensive comments and you'll thank me in the long run.