Saturday, 19 July 2008

Mole or Marmite?

Another quality pastime from Luka Leisure Inc.

All you do is put a small blob of Marmite somewhere upon your body. Then your partner has to guess mole or marmite. A quick lick will soon reveal whether they are correct or not.

A more hardcore variation of this game is "Flakey Skin or Corny Flake". (Luka's Top Tip: cornflakes stick to the skin well if you soak them in milk first.)

22 comments:

Ro said...

It sounds like a great idea, especially as I like Marmite.

How do you get the moles to keep still though? Do you have to bribe them with worms or something?

trumpeter said...

Here in Australia we'd have to substitute vegemite for marmite, but otherwise it'd work nicely.

Helga Hansen said...

LMAO @ Ro!

Anyway, I'll be unconventional, and apply Marmite to my moles... they could do with a good lick!

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm sounds like fun--I love licking. A woman's body anywhere anytime--care to have some finger,er body lickin' fun Luka?? Good exercise for the tongue in case it's needed elsewhere. :-)

love
BEau

Anonymous Boxer said...

I'd probably substitute peanut butter, but the rest will do just fine!

Trixie said...

It will have to be vegemite for me I'm afraid. (Even the Co-op sells vegemite in this country now!) I recommend to anyone who says they don't like marmite, to play the game with that instead.

Or, of course, you could use chocolate sauce (but doesn't have that RING to it, does it?)

Luka said...

Ro - no, I soak them in milk first and just stick them on, much like the cornflakes.

Trumpeter - that's the kind of can-do attitude I like.

Helga - ooh, the classic Mole or Marmite double bluff!

Beau - exercise of any kind has got to be a good thing.

Anonymous Boxer - peanut butter! But that's needed for the nappy joke!

Trixie - chocolate sauce is far too Ann Summers mainstream for me. I like to live on the edge, with my marmite and cornflakes.

Ro said...

Milk-soaked moles stick to the skin? Well I never! I thought that only worked with slugs ...

Luka said...

Ro - there you are, you see. The Boudoir is not only hilarious, varied, thought-provoking and sexy, it is also educational.

Anonymous said...

I can think of a few really lovely places on you to 'exercise' my darlin' :-)

Your looney Beau

Freddy said...

You've gone too far this time Madam, you have blatantly copied my wart or bogie game and chosen to make fun of it.

You will be hearing from my solicitors.

Jackie Adshead said...

Can't you do it by smell alone, or does that defeat the object? (And what do moles smell of? Worms? MMm.... what do worms smell of....? This could take a long time......... ! )

Walker said...

YUCK< i hate marmite but vegimite is ok. I think drops of liquid chocolate would be more to my liking ;)

anna louise said...

That cornflake or flaky skin one sounds gross.Don't mind the idea of marmite or mole though.So,long as it's not a hairy one.

Luka said...

Beau - you are my favourite looney x

Freddy - I have also stolen your cream or cum idea and play it, laughing, because you can't stop me.

Jackie - no, the whole point is the licking. That's always a far more daring method of ascertaining the status of any given substance.
(Worms smell of damp soil, kind of earthy.)

Walker - chocolate drops are too dark! And too widely enjoyed. I like to have that edge of "I might not like it but I'll do it anyway" for my games.

Anna Louise - yes, the cornflake game is most offensive. It doubles up as a low budget halloween zombie make up effect.

Anonymous said...

Of course I am 'cause I'm not looney looney just a tad looney ;-) and I write really well too. :-)

love
Beau

Luka said...

Beau - oh, you write beautifully.

Anonymous said...

Gosh I was just braggin a bit but thank you my dear
Beau

Helga Hansen said...

~Wondering just how often Luka smells worms in their natural domain~

Now, how does that song go?

Nobody likes me,
everybody hates me,
I think I'll go and eat a few worms...

Luka said...

Beau - you're always welcome!

Helga - it is a natural consequence of having to sleep in the crypt in the daytime.

Freddy said...

cream or spunk? that is so last year! We're using wallpaper paste these days.

Luka said...

Freddy - I don't want to play if I have to mix anything in a bucket.