So, to help things along I have come up with my guide to sex blogger clobber.
- A skirt. Short. Trousers are a big no-no. It has to be something he can stick his hand up or it just won't work in the blog.
- A blouse with buttons down the front. No other top will suffice. It has to have buttons that reveal your heaving cleavage, buttons that can be slowly undone later, or sent flying through the room as he rips it off you.
- High heels of some sort. Boots or shoes, doesn't matter which.
- Stockings, of course. Tights have no place in sex blog writing.
- Underwear needs to be sexy and impractical. The kind of elaborate basque or corset that can only be unhooked by a team of super-dextrous helper monkeys or something. Knickers are optional. If you do wear them you must ensure that they are sodden at all times and do remove them during dinner.
- Anything you like. It's only your hands, tongue and cock that'll get a mention so you can go mad and turn up in a wedding dress or a spacesuit for all it matters.