I've only been Fleshbotted!
I never thought it could happen to me. Me! And after I've been such a grumpy, ungracious old rat bag about such things as well.
So, thank you to AAG for restoring my faith that there is indeed a niche for the embittered old harridan in the sex blog world.
I feel sure it is only a matter of time, given my HNTs and now a good hard Fleshbotting, before I will be fully accepted into the community and will be sent a silicon something to play with so I don't have to resort to reviewing the contents of the fruit bowl after all.