I’ve read your piece and I must say
You’ve failed to turn me on
You simply haven’t tailored to my needs
I don’t want to drink your semen
I’d rather have some tea
I think you’ll find pornography misleads.
My raddled ringpiece means that I
Don’t want it up my arse
What’s wrong with cunt, why is it always bum?
And desist with the Daddy talk
That doesn’t work for me
Do you get hard when you’re asked “who’s the mum?”
I don’t want cock in every hole
I don’t want yours at all
And pictures of it will not change my mind
There’s nothing you can do for me
So why don’t you fuck off?
Go now before I start to be unkind.