Thursday, 5 June 2008

Attention!

Thank you.

I have a distinct advantage in the attention grabbing department. "Cop a load of these beauties," I can announce, tearing open my blouse, confident that everyone in the library will have eyes only for me.

Bosoms are a wonderful distraction method too. If I don't want to answer questions like "did you spend the holiday money on shoes?" or "what's happened to my 15 year malt whisky that I was saving for a special occasion?" then I merely have to whip my top off and jiggle around a bit. The difficult conversation will stutter to a halt, a glazed look to the eyes appears and harmony is restored to the Boudoir.

It's great being a woman. I have known some mighty fine men in my time, but not even the tightest buttocks and least alarming-looking cock can generate the same degree of fascination as a mammoth pair of mammaries.

It seems most unfair but if a man wants my attention he is going to have to use other techniques. I find intelligence, humour and charm go a long, long way, yet there are still a few chaps out there who think their boyhood tactics of shouting and hair pulling are the way to go. Not a winning formula, I'm afraid. I - and, I suspect, most of us - respond far more positively to a "Fancy a chat?" than a "You! Woman! Look at my big, swinging dick! Talk to me!"

Tell me though, what's the best attention grabbing gambit you have experienced?

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

What's the best attention-grabbing gambit I ever seen: I just have. Darling, oh my you just set my heart to racing, and other physiological bits to to rising fast. Sweet Baby Huey woman you really are a wonder to behold. I love looking at you, and more, much more I love talking with you.

Your friend forever

Beau

Anonymous Boxer said...

I'm sorry, I read absolutely nothing in your post.

What did you say?

MarcelloNYC said...

Sexy!

HHNT!

Helga Hansen said...

C-o-o-r-r-r!!! Cop a load of those beauties!! I love the bra too! Have I asked before where you got it? Remind me again - I feel the need to go shop!

Happy HNT!!

Brian said...

Epic Boobs.

Ro said...

Erm ... erm ... erm ...

Sorry, I got a little distracted there. Did you say something? ;^)

Happy HNT - and thanks for sharing!

Walker said...

You know it will be quiet in the library after they show up ;)

Amorous Rocker said...

Wow! AWESOME picture! Lol. I had something funny to say after reading that but then I went back up for another peak at the picture and just can't remember what I wanted to say, hehe. Happy HNT!

Southern Sage said...

wow excellent pic.
Showing my moobs never gets me much attention.
The one that stands out the most is a chick in a juke came up and put her panties in my jacket pocket.
Needless to say but she definitely had my undivided attention!

HHNT

bittersweet said...

i have never tried that in a library. It is an idea ...

You have particularly beautiful bounties x

Greg & Sheryl said...

We remember seeing some text around here, but we don't recall what it said. Happy HNT!

Baby said...

Gorgeous and sexy bra (bosom too) - Happy HNT!!!!

Rina said...

Whoa! Very impressive. And the bra is lovely also.
HHNT!

Lapis Ruber said...

I like a woman who is not afraid to use her assets to advantage. Happy HNT.

Vixen said...

....catching my breath here..... So sexy and awesome. ;)

happYHNT

Luka said...

Beau - *blows kisses your way*

Anonymous Boxer - it wasn't important :)

MarcelloNYC - thank you!

Helga - I bought it from a specialist big bra catalogue back in the 90s!

Brian - it's true, too.

Ro - nothing I can't repeat later :)

Walker - I should hope so too!

Amorous Rocker - you're not alone...

Southern Sage - good lord, that is quite an attention grabbing gambit. I could try likewise but the guy would need big pockets.

Bittersweet - there's plenty to go round!

Greg & Sheryl - it was nothing you need remember...

Baby - thank you!

Rina - it's an old bra, but a good'un.

Lapis Ruber - play to your strengths, I say.

Vixen - I am flattered and pleased you think so :)

SeaRabbit said...

Very nice bra!!!
HHNT!

Luka said...

SeaRabbit - it is a faithful old retainer.

Naughty K said...

Now thats some pretty awesome boobage you have there.... HHNT!

Luka said...

Naughty K - they are a national treasure!

Tom Allen said...

I'm sorry - did somebody say that there was a post near that picture?

Luka said...

Tom - it's a good job I decided against setting a test...

Anonymous said...

Luka, darling--blows those kisses right back at you and my.....

:-)Beau

Curvaceous Dee said...

Hurrah for bosoms! Especially yours - they certainly get my attention!

HHNT, xx Dee

Luka said...

Beau - *beams*

Curvaceous Dee- oh, goodie! Well, now I have your attention..... x

Dana said...

Well, my boobies have done their job at distracting as well. In fact, this past Saturday husband and I went to a Texas Hold 'Em tournament. I was the only woman there, and I wore a very low-cut halter top. I also walked out with 2nd place and $240 *wink*

Paul B said...

You have my attention...but give me a minute. :-)

HHNT!

Trixie said...

Oh you just reminded me how my boobs got sent all over the UK via text the other week. Must post about it tonight.

Here's one of the stories though - I was working in the pub, and one girls there was trying to get her boyfriend come down to meet her and he wouldn't so she took a picture of my boobs (without me knowing!) and sent it to him saying 'Look at what you are missing out on!'

Anonymous said...

Ah yes, the wankers who look at the tits first at the legs,at the ass, at everything except the eyes and the face and who do not listen and see the woman whole and think they've seen the entire woman. Little boys indeed. Do I look at the boobs and the legs and the ass? Of course I do--but I look at the face and the eyes first which tell me more about the person I'm seeing and not a piece of meat. I listen and talk with her and come to admire. Then the rest follows in time. But then I'm not a boyo looking for a quick fuck and a next morning dismissal. I'm looking for a woman i can know and care about and be a friend with. The boyo's don't understand this, let alone care, that's mainly because they're a set of balls and not a functioning brain synapse amongst them. Now admittedly I'm also a boyo at times--I'm not dead yet. But I've more on my mind than that quick fuck--oh my yes.

The Beau who has many women friends and a lover or two occasionally and sees women whole and complete as a man can and as they allow him to see, and loves them for what they truly are and that, boys and girls, makes me a better man in the process. Fucking A! ;-)

Ro said...
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Ro said...

Ahhhh Mr Anonymous ...

Are you really trying to claim that if a woman (such as our Luka perhaps) appeared in front of you and suddenly flashed her bountiful breasts at you, you would steadfastly ignore them to seek out her face and eyes? Or that if someone texted you a picture of such you'd refuse to look and ask instead what the owner's point of view was on the EU's current compensation scandals?

Treating women as fully functioning human beings doesn't preclude a little light lechery and a little light lechery doesn't mean that all you're interested in is "that quick fuck" :)

Incidentally, women can ogle just as much as men can, something it's taken me a long time to realise!

Anonymous said...

Ro. As to your 1st sentence--hell no-of course I'd gasp and ogle and reach out as I have many times with lovers--that's not what I was talking about--maybe I didn't make myself clear-I was talking about my first meeting with a woman and what I look at. If she walks in starkers--you bet you ass I'll look and I'll do a damn sight more than that. lol
As for light lechery, I'm the first to step to the head of the line with humour and a sparkle in my eye and willingly trade sexy quips with the lady I'm with. Any time, any place. Pub or bedroom.
But I'm not a little boy in the candy store either. I look at a woman as a man not as a boy--I passed that stage a long time ago.
As for woman and their ogling--go right ahead and stretch out the hand if you so wish and those eyes and look and touch all you want. I'm all for it. Answer your questions? if not pose some more and I'll happily respond. ;-)
Beau

Freddy said...

errrmmmmmmm gosh - you have my attention!
But if you have an important message to get across may I suggest you tattoo it on your chest...

Luka said...

Dana - you go, girl!

Paul B - ok, but I am timing you...

Trixie - did he turn up mere moments lateR? :)

Beau & Ro - it is good to meet a man who is able to see a woman as a complete being and not just the sum of her parts, and, yes, equally it is good to meet a woman who can do likewise. We are all just mammals and programmed to respond to certain sensory stimuli, so we mustn't be too hard on ourselves when we do find ourselves veering on the side of lechery.

Freddy - a tattoo is too permanent, I was thinking of using make up which could easily be removed with a little oil.

Anonymous said...

Luka: Not sure at times whether I'm veering or careening toward lechery.
lol

love
Beau

Freddy said...

a ?little? oil?

a lot is so much more fun :-)

puckrup said...

I would quite gladly sacrifice several bottles of my most fabulously expensive lovingly matured whisky for a jiggle of those delightful bosoms...

Ms Robinson said...

Now I know where I can run and hide...

I have only become comfortable with showing my cleavage as I've got older (and my cleavage is a little smaller) but 32D is not bad. Not as good as you, but now I like them and wish I'd appreciated them earlier.

Luka said...

Ms R - I never used to reveal my cleavage at all. It has taken me years to appreciate the full impact and usefulness of a well deployed decolletage.