I have a distinct advantage in the attention grabbing department. "Cop a load of these beauties," I can announce, tearing open my blouse, confident that everyone in the library will have eyes only for me.
Bosoms are a wonderful distraction method too. If I don't want to answer questions like "did you spend the holiday money on shoes?" or "what's happened to my 15 year malt whisky that I was saving for a special occasion?" then I merely have to whip my top off and jiggle around a bit. The difficult conversation will stutter to a halt, a glazed look to the eyes appears and harmony is restored to the Boudoir.
It's great being a woman. I have known some mighty fine men in my time, but not even the tightest buttocks and least alarming-looking cock can generate the same degree of fascination as a mammoth pair of mammaries.
It seems most unfair but if a man wants my attention he is going to have to use other techniques. I find intelligence, humour and charm go a long, long way, yet there are still a few chaps out there who think their boyhood tactics of shouting and hair pulling are the way to go. Not a winning formula, I'm afraid. I - and, I suspect, most of us - respond far more positively to a "Fancy a chat?" than a "You! Woman! Look at my big, swinging dick! Talk to me!"
Tell me though, what's the best attention grabbing gambit you have experienced?