Wednesday, 7 May 2008

A Medium HNT


Cross my palm with silver, possibly chocolate, no more buttons thanks, and I will tell your fortune.

My powers are such that I can divine the path you will tread simply from the verbal and visual signals only a mystical mind like mine can detect. Like a map sticking out of your back pocket or a casual mention of a desire to study the indigenous peoples of the rainforest. My spirit guide (I call him Jacky D) will divine that means travel is afoot and will whisper in my ear accordingly, from the other side. I wish he'd speak up, frankly. Or come over to this side.

I do ask for absolute quiet and a degree of patience while I concentrate and communicate with Jacky D, straight from the bottle, until the spirit is strong within me.

If it's going particularly well there may be ectoplasm involved. I am not telling you where.

OK, form an orderly queue and hold out your hands.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

You have very beautiful hands, Luka, along with your other lovely attributes. It's a pleasure to view them.

Beau

Osbasso said...

I was yours, right up until the ectoplasm... ;-)

Mariposa said...

Nice hands...and I love ALL that I see here!!! HHNT!

Walker said...

You can have my hands any time.

Southern Sage said...

if Jacky D shows pour me in.......
Read me a double.... no ice.

HHNT

Curvaceous Dee said...

I'm not sure I can manage to be quiet and patient ... but I see I have some lovely cleavage and very nice hands to distract myself with :)

HHNT, xx Dee

Anonymous Boxer said...

You may have my hand if I can your breasts.

Deal?

Adam Apple said...

My hands are out, now what??

Happy HNT

Ms Robinson said...

I turn up for bitter and cynical and I get a pic that oozes knowing and sexuality. Boring.

Vi said...

*holds out hand*

What's my future say huh?

bittersweet said...

I think i will stick to the here and now. Your hands .. arms .. breasts are lovely.

Happy HNT

Greg & Sheryl said...

How long is the wait time? Happy HNT!

Vixen said...

Very beautiful. HappyHNT

Amorous Rocker said...

Beautiful! All of it. I love the cuff on your left wrist. I'm too poor to have my fortune told unless you accept cake and brownies as payment, lol. Happy HNT!

Helga Hansen said...

Madam Luka... I am loving your bracelet!! Now, here's my hand, palm up... and here's your piece of silver. Now break it to me gently (and you can start with how dumb I am!! :D ) TY ;)

Ro said...

If that's a medium HNT, I can't wait to see the large ;^)

And what, pray tell, do you see in my future?

Luka said...

Beau - I foresee good things in store for you x

Osbasso - I can't help the ectoplasm! I see a stained seat and a damp cloth in the near future.

Mariposa - thank you! I foresee a lucky find and a bag full of fun for you.

Walker - now there's an offer I'd be crazy to turn down. Place them here, and here, and I will tell you what I see happening in the next 10 minutes.

Southern Sage - the spirits are strong tonight. I foresee a slight headache in the morning.

Dee - oh, I have ways to ensure quietness and patience... I can see...rope...and much wiggling...

Anonymous Boxer - hah - I forsee a spectacular win at Twister with my lucky third hand. Though you will have the kind of novelty ear muffs that start interesting conversations (that you can't hear).

Adam - now you close your eyes and wait for the future to be revealed in all its ectoplasmic glory.

Ms R - I foresee dashed expectations in the future, too...

Vi - I can see a long laughter line and what might be raisins, might be hamster poo. You will meet a tall, dark stranger, and then a short, fair stranger, and then a completely average non stranger and then go down the pub.

Bittersweet - thank you. I foresee sugar, cinammon and sultanas.

Greg & Sheryl - it's dwindling as I type. I predict thinning crowds as they realise I am a charlatan.

Vixen - and to you! I foresee many appreciative comments.

Amorous Rocker - I *always* accept cake and brownies as payment! Cross my palm with crumbs and I will tell you how I foresee only good things, with my mouth full.

Helga - heh - I can see that I will make many mistakes, as will we all, and that you are in no way alone. I foresee much fun in the sun.

Ro - do monitors come in widescreen? :) In your future I foresee lipstick, tangled sheets, and a great deal of fruit juice.

Lapis Ruber said...

If I was there you wouldn't need to be a medium to know what I was thinking :-) Happy (Belated) HNT

nursemyra said...

like everyone else I think you have beautiful hands too

daisyfae said...

Jacky D is a spirit guide? Fancy that! I consult with his cousin, Dr. Daniels, for my inspiration... cures what ails me. Or makes me stop giving a shit...

Beautiful photo - adore the cuff...

Luka said...

Lapis Ruber - I foresee a swift journey from small, to medium, to large and back to small again.

Nurse Myra - thanks! I can see a glorious future ahead for you.

Daisyfae - consultation with the spirits is always a revelation. I can see much illuminating communication with Dr Daniels ahead.