Thursday, 1 May 2008

Kinky Deviant Salad Drawer Perversions HNT

I was recently invited to join FetLife. So I did.

I have not as yet listed any fetishes of mine. I am concerned I may not be a proper pervert, given the choice of fetishes available. I have never felt the urge to wee on anyone, I don't find enemas arousing and I don't want to stick a fake tail up my bum and canter around a paddock.

What I do want to do though is put tiny yellow bras on cucumbers, blindfold them and subject them to all sorts of depraved happenings. Whilst wearing a latex glove.

But there isn't a name for it yet. Suggestions?

24 comments:

Ro said...

Cucumissadismalatexia surely?

And a HHNT to you :)

Osbasso said...

Yep. Therapy still needed... :-P

Anonymous said...

roflmao--love the tiny bra--trust me love, you do NOT need therapy

Beau

MarcelloNYC said...

FCF ~ Forced Cucumber Feminization

HHNT!

I love it!

Southern Sage said...

I wanna watch and touch myself..........

Helga Hansen said...

I'm loving the bra - do they sell it at WH Smith, or Agent Prov? Oh, and "Violent Veg" might be interested... you'd do far better that those idiots on 'The Apprentice!' :D

Whatever it gets called, I'm sure you won't have stiff opposition!

Happy HNT to you and your new friend.

bittersweet said...

ooooh - such depravity in the morning :D

i must admit to a little *vegsport* myself, involving a smooooooth chopping board and a sharp slim knife ... and then a little tossing.

Curvaceous Dee said...

My dear Luka - you are too anything for a category (and we love ya for it). That poor, poor cucumber ... I bet the carrots are cowering in terror.

HHNT! xx Dee

Amorous Rocker said...

I bet the other produce is jealous. I love the latex glove, lol. I wish I could come up with some clever name for this but alas, I've got nothin'. Happy HNT!

ATLLG said...

I thought there already was Veggie Tales... Oh well..and remember veggies and be "altered" for more texture... just saying...

HHNT!

Greg & Sheryl said...

Maybe we could call it "vegging"?

Ro said...

Greg/Sheryl ... we most certainly cannot call it vegging. I veg ... and I certainly don't share this particular fetish of Luka's!!

Anonymous Boxer said...

bwahahaha - this isn't what I expected to find!! Nice to see you practicing "safe" "Vegging.

and I love the pasties. Very classy.

Lapis Ruber said...

Um ...... "Gardening"? Happy HNT.

Luka said...

Ro - that's easy for you to say.

Osbasso - I had my suspicions as I lubed up the artichoke.

Beau - you are very accommodating of my little ways :)

MarcelloNYC - Oh, very good! I like that one!

Southern Sage - and I want you to...

Helga - WH Smith or, indeed, any stationery outlet.

Bittersweet - you saucy minx!

Dee - heh, thank you. The carrots wish they were next, I tell you.

Amorous Rocker - the other produce is desperate for my attentions, the dirty little veggies.

ATLLG - I am handy with a paring knife...

Greg & Sheryl - it gives a whole new meaning to "vegging out on the sofa"!

Ro - don't knock what you haven't tried!

Anonymous Boxer - I like to get sexier each week you know :)

Lapis Ruber - heh, like it!

Mariposa said...

Now I want to see what's next! ;)

HHNT!

rob said...

vegetration

Ms. Inconspicuous said...

Is it any coincidence that nature made the cucumber so perfectly shaped? I think not. It's only natural, after all. :)

Happy HNT!

Anonymous said...

Luka: accommodating? more like intrigued--oh my yes. You have a bizarre but really lovely/dirty mind. Thank the gods

Beau

Luka said...

Mariposa - tune in next week for the next thrilling installment!

Rob - like it!

Ms Inconspicuous - all things have their purpose, it's true.

Beau - I pride myself on it :)

Kittie Kate said...

going cucumbering?

having fun with vegetables?

vegging?

That's funny!
Happy HNT!

Luka said...

Kittie Kate - hello! That's a second vote for "vegging" so it's now in the lead for my new fetish term.

Maeve said...

We have to wear sexy lingery, why vegetable wouldn't have the right to do so?
And it might be the fact that condom was use to show how to put condom that makes you want to that!

Luka said...

Maeve - ah, I never thought of that!