Ah, yes, it's not all spiked heels and black leather with me, you know. I do beach babe too.
So, as I shake the remaining sand out of all my crevices, who wants to fill me in on what I've missed? I bet there's been No Blog Drama At All, which means that I must either be a catalyst/troublesome bint or that the warm weather has made everyone too lethargic to bother with fake IDs, shagging the wrong people, and all that nonsense.
I shall return shortly with a proper post. I am still in holiday mode at the moment and just want to drink beer and fuck about outside, in the sun.