I miss you, darling. I miss you so.
I miss you so much that I am going to write, graphically, about what I long to do to your quivering and compliant body.
I am going to reminisce about the feel of your mighty buttocks as I heft them in my hands, kneading them like hairy dough.
I am going to wax lyrical about the swollen purple head of your colossal, throbbing, veiny love prong and how much I miss the way it bobs about, fetchingly, as you dance naked for me on the lawn.
I am going to write pages of masturbatory prose and use the words cunt, wet, hot, fuck, spurt, gasp, slippery and lego.
I miss you, darling. I miss you so much. It's all I can do not to email or call and tell you in private.
But no! Better than that. I will write it all out in a public forum so that the world can see I have done sex, I have, and everyone can have a wank about us and Fleshbot will be mine! I mean ours.
I miss you, honey.