Monday, 5 May 2008

The Fuck Post

I miss you, darling. I miss you so.

I miss you so much that I am going to write, graphically, about what I long to do to your quivering and compliant body.

I am going to reminisce about the feel of your mighty buttocks as I heft them in my hands, kneading them like hairy dough.

I am going to wax lyrical about the swollen purple head of your colossal, throbbing, veiny love prong and how much I miss the way it bobs about, fetchingly, as you dance naked for me on the lawn.

I am going to write pages of masturbatory prose and use the words cunt, wet, hot, fuck, spurt, gasp, slippery and lego.

I miss you, darling. I miss you so much. It's all I can do not to email or call and tell you in private.

But no! Better than that. I will write it all out in a public forum so that the world can see I have done sex, I have, and everyone can have a wank about us and Fleshbot will be mine! I mean ours.

I miss you, honey.

24 comments:

bittersweet said...

damn it .. i was just about to post about using my huge floppy lego cake mould for the first time.

Luka said...

Bittersweet - I hope you were going to say how much it reminds you of my huge floppy lego tits.

Anonymous said...

Luka honey I don't need to know anymore about you lovelies or I'm gonna have to go next door again and get laid lol Big hugs your way and a big--never mind--to the lady I know next door lmao

Your devoted
Beau

Helga Hansen said...

Mmmm... Lego in sex. Is that the part where you/he, in a moment of passion, stand on a piece of Lego, and then you do the Lego Rumba around the room going "fuck, fuck, fuck!!" while nursing an aching sole...

Lego sex... when you/he brick it...

Lego sex... when the two of you click...

Lego sex... oh, hell, there are so many things you can do with Lego! :D

Anonymous said...

Helga that is too funny--you rock! lol

Beau

Luka said...

Beau - oh my, and I was thinking of posting pictures too...

Helga - absolutely, it is only for hardcore masochists. The pain inflicted from stepping on a lego brick is unsurpassed by any other implement.

Anonymous said...

Well come on over me dear and bring you camera--we could have a bit of fun--show you my bits if you show me yours. lol

Beau

Luka said...

Beau - have you got a tripod?

Anonymous said...

is that what there calling it these days? lol Oh right ! that and those two. Yes I do I'm reasonably well-equiped.
Beau

Helga Hansen said...

Once you've finished playing with Beau's tripod, come over and see if you are you up for my Lego challenge?

Oh, and if Beau doesn't have a tripod, I know someone who does! ;)

Anonymous said...

Helga--you really do rock lol

Luka said...

Helga - sounds like the perfect evening! I'll be there.

Beau - get your lens polished, it's going to be a big night!

Anonymous Boxer said...

I am so very confused about the lego.

:-)

Anonymous said...

I'm leaving the polishing of that to you, my dear.
Beau

Southern Sage said...

I missed the legos??!!!???
hmmmm

Walker said...

Sometimes its best to stay confused AB, its more fun that way LOL
I bet no one will be saying Lego my Eggo at any rate

Freddy said...

I was confused about the tripod and the lens polishing ...
but, Lego my Eggo????

now I'm really confused

daisyfae said...

"Lego my Eggo" - relates to the tantric practice of the partner reaching deep into the woman... and probing the ovaries. Not for amateurs...

Freddy said...

I think Walker and daistfae are waffling... ;-)

Anonymous said...

Big night, Luka? sure a hell was :-)

Beau

Luka said...

Anonymous Boxer - don't be confused, it's a simple plastic building brick :)

Southern Sage - never fear, there'll always be more.

Walker - you're just muddying the waters now...

Freddy - I know! It should all be so much simpler in my comments box.

Daisyfae - that's another specialist practice for the Fet Life list.

Beau - I'm glad! :)

EmmaK said...

May I compare your knob to a beautiful slice of gorgonzola
Oh how I want to
make it into a sandwich
between my labia
A Labia Sandwich
Oh Gorgonzola dick
how I miss your veiny presence
Throb
Throb

Midnight said...

It won't be long before lego is banished to the toy cupboard. The next craze will be Wii sex. And they will be blogging about that too I have no doubt.

Luka said...

Emma - stop it, you're turning me on!

Midnight - oh, I am quite sure someone, somewhere, is doing it right now!