Thursday, 17 April 2008

Red Shoes, No Knickers


There was a certain degree of pointing and laughing when I began posting real HNTs as opposed to my spoof HMTs of the past.

"Oh, you hypocrite, Luka," came the cry. "You poured scorn on HNT, and now look at you."

And I look back at my HMTs and, you know, I can't see any scorn at all. Lots of silliness, but no scorn.

Still, I can see the delicious irony in my teasing those who post pictures of their arse and my current habit of waggling my bits in front of the camera phone on a Wednesday night.

See, the thing is, beneath my cynical exterior there lies a brazen harlot, eager to post pictures of her own arse, if only her arms were long enough to get the camera into the necessary orbit around her moon.

I am exposed.

The title of this post derives from a charming old saying which seems wildly appropriate under the circumstances.

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

Exposed? Hardly, but lovely nevertheless,m'dear--red shoes and no knickers does it for me--oh my yes.

Beau in a sunny Seattle

Flowering Jasmine said...

I know what you mean...sometimes i think about posting a little pic or two, but it takes me so long to take a picture i actually like. Last time i pulled a muscle in my neck trying to make my back look toned! xx

Walker said...

Nice red shoes.
Is there a little red dress that goes with it?

In order for me to take a pic of me to post I would have to take two and glue them together HA HA HA

MarcelloNYC said...

Very sexy shoes and you have very, very sexy feet - great photo.

HHNT!

Grundy Boyo said...

Grundy thinks that HNT is far too half-hearted. This is a lovely picture, if you like that sort of thing, but Grundy wants to see brillo pad, at least. Grundy is open to the suggestion that he should get out more.

Helga Hansen said...

Lovin' the shoes, Luka... v-e-r-y hot! Happy HMT to you!

Ro said...

HHNT, Luka, and lovely shoes!

And Grundy, can I just ask: if I take a picture of the Brillo Pad that's currently sitting by my kitchen sink, would that make you happy? ;^)

Southern Sage said...

the red shoes no knickers is an excellent image in my mind.
HHNT

Anonymous said...

It's been said that it's impossible to have a bad day wearing red shoes.

I'm pretty sure it would be very tough to have a bad day with you in red shoes and no knickers in the vicinity.

M

Jackie Adshead said...

Brazen harlot heh? Sounds like fun! Love the title of the image, and the image itself, either way!

Funny, I'd never got you down as a brazen harlot somehow...... !

Anonymous said...

Le Beau think there should be at 3--- no make that 7 no knickers days in any relationship for things to proceed nicely. Ah the possibilities of that. Hmmm. And those red shoes--gads I'm developing a positive fetish for your shoes lately, Luka, m'dear. OH! frabjous day! Great legs btw.

Love
Beau

missus.mint said...

wow..nice!

Vixen said...

Lovely red shoes....and the stockings...wowsa!

happyHNT!

Blither said...

Fabulous!

I'm a shoe whore.

HHNT!

Luka said...

Beau - I am glad to hear it.

Jasmine - you have a lovely body! I can hold the camera for you, if you like.

Walker - there is a little red basque, will that do?

Marcellonyc - shoes do much to make an outfit truly sexy, I feel.

Grundy - I am saving the brillo pad shot for when we reach target on the Cash for Gash appeal.

Helga - thank you very much!

Ro - thank you kindly, sir.

Southern Sage - it's an excellent image in reality, too :)

M - well, we shall have to put that theory to the test then!

Jackie - I am an enigma, wrapped up in a mystery and shrouded in contradictions.

Beau - every day is a no knicker day when you're in those glorious early days of lust.

Missus Mint - hello! and thank you.

Vixen - you're too kind. Thanks!

Blither - hello! Oh, me too!

Dana said...

Wow!! I'm not usually a shoe gal, but you've changed my thoughts on that!

HHNT!

Anonymous said...

Very true Luka, very true--but hell, I find that the longer the relationship the more the knickers come off anyway--so leave the bloody things off to begin with--lol

Beau

Luka said...

Dana - Hello! Hooray! I am changing the world one pair of shoes at a time!

Beau - there is that, although there is also a lot to be said for leaving them on once in a while for the pleasure of having them slowly peeled off again.

Anonymous said...

Peeling them off--ok that puts a glorious image into my besotted brain that's likely to take up residence and not leave for sometime. Lovely, Luka

Beau

Luka said...

Beau - well, if one comment can have such a positive effect I have high hopes for my emails!

Anonymous said...

You should--they do, I'm sure.

Beau

puckrup said...

mmmm...colour good! Exposed good! Well-turned shapely ankles good!

Luka said...

Beau - yippee!

Puckrup - it's all good x

Madame X said...

Nothing better than a pair of heels and fishnets!

Madame X said...

Nothing better than a pair of heels and black fishnets!

Luka said...

Madame X - well, unless it's a pair of heels and black fishnets, a tub of cookie dough ice cream and a great big spoon.

Anonymous said...

Make mine strawberry and I'll join you--I'll even bring my own spoon :-)
Beau

EmmaK said...

re the no knickers bit I hope it is not bleeding freezing in England otherwise your clit may turn to a popsicle...although I suppose someone could have fun unfreezing it!

Luka said...

Beau - ohh, two spoons opens up a whole new world of ice cream on the nipples potential!

Luka said...

Emma - a brisk breeze around the girly bits is both healthy and invigorating. Besides, I have my thick pelt of pubes to keep my chuff toastie warm. None of that shaven haven nonsense in this weather.

Anonymous said...

That did it Luka, now you've got me filthy mind going--nipples, ice cream
thick pelt, two spoons--my tongue is already hard, me nose is twitching--just wait til the other parts catch--oops there he goes.

Beau with a hard tongue and other "bits" in Seattle.

Amorous Rocker said...

Love those shoes! Happy HNT. =)

Luka said...

Beau - I am not sorry you are having a hard time :)

Amorous Rocker - thank you! I'm rather fond of them too.

Anonymous said...

Listening to The Boss; Show a little faith, there's magic in the night, you ain't a beauty, but hey you're alright, Oh and that's alright with me--God I love that song--greatest of all rocknroll songs--I can just see Mary's dress waving as like a vision she dances across the porch as the radio plays. Roy Orbison singing for the lonely, Hey that's me and I want you only

love
Beau

Anonymous Boxer said...

You did that just for me, didn't you?

;-)

I like 'em!

Anonymous said...

If it's me, AB, I did it for everyone--Danny Federici died yesterday--sweetest keyboard man alive--I'm sure the Boss cried. I did

Beau

Anonymous Boxer said...

Sorry Beau, I meant changing her shoes, but thanks too.

Luka said...

Anonymous Boxer - I did indeed. I thought "I *have* got another pair of shoes, I *have*". And I looked under the bed, and behold, I did!

Beau - I enjoyed that musical interlude.

stealth said...

cute shoes :)

Luka said...

Stealth - hello and thank you!

bittersweet said...

fine ankles x x

Luka said...

Bittersweet - cheers, me dear x