Thursday, 10 April 2008

Have No Tights - HNT

Or: Why Tall Girls Wear Stockings

I can reach the last remaining box on the top shelf
I can change a bulb without a chair
I can see what's happening at the front of any crowd
I can dust the ceiling with my hair

I can wear high spiked heels and become an Amazon
I can be found dancing breast to cheek
But I can't get the gusset of most tights beyond my knees
A low slung crotch doesn't look that chic

54 comments:

Angela-la-la said...

I totally crave those shoes!

Jessica said...

mmmmmm I'm drooling on the keyboard!!! Happy HNT!!

Marcello said...

Those are very sexy shoes, and you so sexy in them.

HHNT

Walker said...

Yeah but can you pluck and cherry from a tree and tie the stem in a Knot without using your hands.
I seem to have knots on my mid LOL
Happy HNT

I Smile 2 Much said...

oooooooohhhhhhh; i really WANT your shoes. LUV em. and the tights. SO very sexy, too. happy gorgeous hnt 2 ya ; )

Curvaceous Dee said...

*chuckle* I always had the problem with tights too. They're not for me!

Very hot pic, hon.

HHNT, xx Dee

Luka said...

Angela-la-la - they are my signature shoes, and I lurve them.

Jessica - when will they make fluid resistant keyboards? That's what I want to know.

Marcello - thank you, it's amazing how much better a pair of nice shoes can make me feel.

Walker - I don't know about the knots, but I can extract the contents of a Creme Egg using just my pointy tongue.

I Smile 2 Much - thanks! They are gorgeous shoes and make me feel dangerously female when I wear them.

Dee - I don't quite know who the person is that tights do fit! It's the crotch round the knees, waistband under the armpits thing that perplexes me most.

Blissfully Wed said...

I'm simply enamored here. But then I'm a sucker for such beauty.

HHNT!

Luka said...

Blissfully Wed - you're way too kind - thank you!

Jason said...

hhnt, luv the pics

Luka said...

Jason - why, thank you very much!

FlyBoy said...

Stockings are awesome, and those shoes go so well with them...HHNT!!

Luka said...

Flyboy - yes, I think so too. Thanks! x

D said...

i'll take a woman in stockings over a woman in tights any day! don't know why but stockings get to me. and add a pair of spike heels. o. m. g.

this is my first time to your site but i guarantee it won't be the last.

thank you for sharing.

Luka said...

D - hello! I'm very pleased to hear you'll be back. Yes, tights may be practical (if you can find ones that fir properly, of course) but we all know that they make your bits look like bank robbers faces.

La BĂȘte said...

twitch

Southern Sage said...

looks good to me...........
Nice pic, and nice pics through out.

And i bet I have one my tab, 100 times by tying the stem in a know in a minute going double or nothing with the sexy bartenders.....

HHNT
thanks for the comment.

Lapis Ruber said...

That's a very sexy view. Men of my generation have never really forgiven the person who invented tights! Happy HNT.

Luka said...

La BĂȘte - I'll see your twitch and raise you a spasm.

Southern Sage - hello! and thank you. Tying the stem 100 times in a minute? That's impressive...

Lapis Ruber - I'm not surprised, to be honest. Happy HNT to you, too!

Lucia said...

fishnets : HOT

pointy shoes with long heels:

SMOKING!

happy HNT!

Luka said...

Lucia - it's a classic combo and still one of the most effective :)

Vixen said...

Ooo...love the combo. Very sultry and sexy!

happyHNT!

Luka said...

Vixen - thanks! It works for me.

Biscuit said...

Love the stockings, the shoes are to die for, and what's in both of them is quite enticing!

Luka said...

Thanks, Biscuit! It's better than the saggy tights, I assure you.

ATLLG said...

All that means to me is that there is SO MUCH MORE for my hands and other body parts to enjoy!

HHNT!

Luka said...

Atllg - now that's an attitude I approve of!

Helga Hansen said...

Nice photo, Luka... and I am so with you on the tights... I gave up wearing those years ago, and just stick to trousers now... my job doesn't really encourage skirts... and I don't like wearing tights! Not when one's legs are over a metre long!

wisdomstuff said...

Very cool shoes, I love them. HHNT!

Sabine said...

LMAO! as a tall girl I totally relate to this!!! of course my thighs aren't slim enough to look quite so sleek and sexy in them... lol.

Happy HNT and nice to meet you!

Amorous Rocker said...

I love the stockings, so hot. Nice shoes too. Very nice. =) Happy HNT!

Ms. Inconspicuous said...

Love, love, LOVE the fishnets. VERY hot. :)

Happy HNT!

Southern Sage said...

Lol
noooooooooooo
I won the tab 100 times.
by tying the stem in one minute!

Luka said...

Helga - the only problem with trousers is that well fitting ones for long legs can be equally as difficult to find.

Wisdomstuff - thank you, they're my favourites!

Sabine - oh, my thighs aren't slim at all! It's just clever cropping!

Amorous Rocker - thank you kindly!

Ms Inconspicuous - yes, fishnets are great, they have sooooo much stretch to them!

Southern Sage - aaaah, that does make more sense! Hehe, silly me!

bittersweet said...

witty AND sexy.

down with tights!

Helga Hansen said...

Luka... that's what Long Tall Sally is for! ;)

Luka said...

Bittersweet Me - down with all uncomfortable underwear!

Helga - ooh, they're pricey!

Ro said...

I understand about the whole trouser thing, really I do ... but I have to say that it seems a shame to hide a metre-plus of leg inside cotton tubes when there are perfectly good stockings to fit ;^)

Luka said...

Ro - how about leather tubes?

Ro said...

Hmmm, tricky Luka. There have certainly been times when I've enjoyed the sight of leather tubes but to be honest it's been more the curve of the rear than the length of the pins that has attracted.

Leather tubes still hide the legs :)

Luka said...

Ro - how about Nutella?

Ro said...

I prefer Marmite. Or whipped cream. Or honey. Or ...

Luka said...

Metre-long twiglets, eh? Greedy boy.

Anonymous said...

I usually don't have a thing about shoes but in this case with those legs, I'll make an exception--WOW! My compliments, m'dear.



Beau
Who's totally in lust
in bloody wet Seattle.

Luka said...

Beau - thank you, kindly - it's all clever photography really.

Anonymous said...

Clever photography my ass! And it's still: WOW!

Beau

Luka said...

Beau - you'll make my head swell as big as my ass at this rate! Thank you x

Anonymous said...

Darlin' that pic made something else of mine swell too. lol

Beau in Seattle

Luka said...

Beau - my, my, what a thought. Swollen *and* wet in Seattle....

Anonymous said...

Luka--I wouldn't have it any other way. Would you?

Beau

Luka said...

Beau - assuredly not.

Grundy Boyo said...

Grundy agrees with Ms Bittersweet. Down with tights. And knickers. And trousers.

Up with skirts, though.

Grundy Boyo said...

Grundy agrees with Ms Bittersweet. Down with tights. And knickers. And trousers.

Up with skirts, though.

Luka said...

Grundy - Ms Bittersweet is usually right about such things.