Thursday, 24 April 2008

Everybody Needs a Bosom


There is much truth in the lyrics from Cornershop's "Brimful of Asha":

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow Everybody needs a bosom

There is the aesthetic appeal of a bosom, of course. From the small and pert to the big and bouncy, all bosoms are pleasing to the eye.

Breasts have great sexual allure and yet even when this factor isn't present they still hold an undeniable power over men and women alike. A big, bosomy hug is immensely soothing. Resting your head upon a perfumed pillow of decolletage is the next best thing to being a babe in arms again, absolved, momentarily, of responsibilities, comforted, safe, loved.

Breasts are inherently tactile. Obviously my husband has enjoyed many happy hours putting his head between mine and going "blubble blubble blubble". Yet my gay friends can't resist my bosoms either. There is no sauciness involved, they just seem to find them fascinating. They take an uninhibited childlike delight in touching them, cuddling up to them and seeing how many flowers/twiglets/feathers/crackers they can get down my cleavage before I smack them.

I, on the other hand, have no corresponding fascination with, or desire to grope, their wobbly bits.

Nobody needs a scrotum for a pillow.

50 comments:

Southern Sage said...

wow
excellent pics
niceeeeeeeeeeee breasteses!
scrotums aren't very pretty, I'm with u on that!
they do work ok as pacifiers

Walker said...

I may have seen one or two in my time.

I think they add curve appeal :)

MarcelloNYC said...

You have lovely breasts, and the description of your husband playing the motor boat - was classic!

HHNT - Sexy!

unspeakable axe said...

Lovely photo. I'll admit, I'm a leg guy and don't normally check breasts out.
But wow.

Curvaceous Dee said...

Your bosom is impressive - and I would love to be pillowed by it. My bosom is often used as a pillow by others, which is very sweet :)

xx Dee

Amorous Rocker said...

Very lovely. =) Happy HNT.

I Smile 2 Much said...

holySEXY hell u are HAWT! happy hnt 2 u ; )

bittersweet said...

yum yum

My boys love to snuggle in mine too.

Freddy said...

hubba hubba - warm the Baby Oil, I'm coming over!

Freddy said...

errmm that may not have been very well expressed



although....

Vi said...

Only thing the scrotum is good for is hanging the bloke by!

FlyBoy said...

Great pic...HHNT!!!

Greg & Sheryl said...

Your bosom is particularly mesmerizing. Thanks for sharing!

Jackie Adshead said...

Yep, there's a lot to be said for a nice pair of tits - as you've eloquently shown us Luka!

Cate said...

I'm jealous!!!!

Luka said...

Southern Sage - thanks! Yes, scrotums may not look pretty but they do have their uses.

Walker - ah, so true.

MarcelloNYC - heh, yes, it is non stop fun in this house.

Unspeakable Axe - hello! Yes, legs are all very well, and I can understand their appeal, but I just don't get the same satisfaction from having them fondled.

Dee - we curvaceous types have an important role to play in the pillowy department x

Amorous Rocker - thank you - so was yours!

I Smile 2 Much - and to you! I really must email you so I can access your HNTs too.

Bittersweet - how could they resist?

Freddy - I like it when you go all Captain Caveman on me :)

Vi - harsh, yet fair.

Flyboy - thanks - HHNT to you, too!

Greg & Sheyl - thanks for staring :)

Luka said...

Jackie - I am benevolent, like that.

Cate - oh, don't be, they are terribly inconvenient when trampolining.

Vixen said...

SO many cleavage shots today. I'm in heaven! LOL

happyHNT

naughty endevours said...

HHNT! I think you have a gorgeous photo this week!

Lapis Ruber said...

Well yours gives a lot of pleasure to a lot of people just by looking. Happy HNT

Luka said...

Vixen - that's the joy of HNT, isn't it? :)

Naughty - thank you very much!

Lapis - I like to give what pleasure I can, being a benevolent and generous soul :)

Tess said...

Lovely cleavage, Luka, perfect for nestling into. The shoes in your avatar rock.

HHNT.

Helga Hansen said...

Mmmm... nice... my bears would definitely prefer your bosoms to mine! Happy HNT!!

Dana said...

Quite sexy! HHNT!

Anonymous said...

Lovely, Luka, just lovely

Beau

Luka said...

Tess - thank you! I am glad you share my love of good shoes.

Helga - are these real bears? Are they just after the crackers?

Dana - thank you, oh chocolatey delicious one!

Beau - have a big, bosomy hug x

Anonymous Boxer said...

I am so not worthy.

:-)

puckrup said...

*Sheer heaven*

Helga Hansen said...

Possibly... one of the bears lost out on porridge - some chick called Goldilocks ate it. Go figure.

Anonymous said...

Luka, m'dear, I'll take that hug and raise you a smoooch! :-)

Beau

Luka said...

Anonymous Boxer - oh, you so are :)

Puckrup - *big, big smile *

Helga - that Goldilocks has a lot to answer for.

Beau - I like the way you gamble :)

Helga Hansen said...

I know... she broke a chair too, and left the beds unmade before scampering off... lazy cow!

EmmaK said...

you have a lovely pair!! A cleavage big enough to be a home to a family of homeless hamsters ;)

Ariel said...

Scrotums are too small for a pillow, and usually not very smooth. *sigh* I am now staring at my B cups in disgust.

Luka said...

Helga - tsk. The youth of today...

Emma - why, thank you, but I think you'll find they're guinea pigs.

Ariel - oh, no, B cups are beautiful. All bosoms are things of loveliness, that's the point.

Anonymous said...

Nothing wrong with a,b,c,d,e cup--a woman breasts are so incredibly beautiful that I'm thinking of switching from a leg man to a boob man.--Lovely lovely women--ok Damn that got me hornier than hell--
The Beau is on his way next door for some beer and babes.

Beau

Tom Allen said...

I had to look at this for ten minutes before I realized that you had actually written something underneath that wonderful picture.

Luka said...

Beau - rather than a leg or a boob man, I think it is better to be a Whole Package Man and increase your options. :)

Tom - that made me laugh! Thanks x

Anonymous said...

Luka, I accede to your better judgement--the whole package it is and my oh my, what a delightful package it is. WOW! Tres belle, ma chere. Mais oui!

You devoted servant
Beau

Luka said...

Beau - I didn't think you'd be disappointed.

Cate said...

Never thought about it but that is a good point. I shall learn to appreciate my lovely little breasts and take up trampolining!

Cate xxx

Lynsey said...

Luka, you clearly have plenty. May I borrow a cup of breast?

Luka said...

Cate - I am quite sure that you will not be the first to appreciate your beautiful bosom, but it will be good for you to learn to do so.

Have fun with the bouncing! x

Lynsey - you may, of course, though I am all out of cups, so it will have to be cupped hands instead.

puckrup said...

*Everybody wants your bosom for a pillow
Everybody wants your bosom!*
:)

Luka said...

Puckrup - ah, yes, but not *everybody* can have my bosom for a pillow. Just somebody.

Easily Aroused said...

"Blubble, blubble, blubble"?

It was a while ago admittedly, but I always thought that the Not The Nine O'Clock News sketch had it down as "blobby, blobby, blobby".

;)

~EA

Luka said...

Easily Aroused - hello! I had the Not the Nine O'Clock Book and I am sure it was written as "Blubble, blubble, blubble". Maybe you're thinking of Noel Edmonds... :)

Freddy said...

Luka said...

Easily Aroused ........ *Maybe you're thinking of Noel Edmonds... :)That's a horrid thing to accuse anyone of!

Luka said...

Freddy - not at all, it can be a very useful technique for delaying climax, thinking of Noel Edmonds.

Easily Aroused said...

I haven't thought of Noel Edmonds in a long time, Luka. Not since the last of the electro-therapy sessions...

~EA