The first rule of Blog Drama Club is that we do not talk about Blog Drama Club. Deny everything. If asked, assert "I don't do Blog Drama", despite all evidence to the contrary.
The second rule of Blog Drama Club is that you must choose a side. This is fun and makes everything feel more West Side Story-ish. Once you are in your chosen posse, circle or gang you must be sure never to engage the enemy in anything other than drive-by cheap shots in comments boxes. The more commonly accepted method is to ignore your enemy, pointedly, while talking about them loudly in an adjacent comment. Remember, it's talking about, not talking to. If you fall into the trap of actually engaging in reasonable discourse you run the risk of peace breaking out and where will all the Blog Drama be then?
The third rule of Blog Drama Club is to claim everything and anything you see as your own personal challenge and torment. It doesn't matter if it's a post about stamp collecting or rare weevils of European orchards, claim it was written to get at you - you once licked a stamp, after all, and are they implying you fuck weevils, just because you've eaten fruit? - and make sure your gang are copied in so the drive-bys can begin.
The fourth rule of Blog Drama Club is to ask your posse, circle or gang if you have missed out any rules they would like to see applied to Blog Drama Club.
So, have I missed anything?