Wednesday, 12 March 2008

Menage a Twat

Oh, you revolt me, with your shabby, tawdry tales

You make me want to vomit in your bag

The image of you shagging makes me think of humpbacked whales

And looking at your picture makes me gag.

15 comments:

bittersweet me said...

The humpbacked whales imagery was quite (scarily) sufficient.

Luka said...

Bittersweet Me - it was the barnacles, wasn't it?

Flowering Jasmine said...

Sometimes i wonder why people feel the need to illustrate an event with a picture. Do these people think they need to prove they are actually having sex?
Makes me cringe.

Luka said...

Flowering Jasmine - ah, well it's the old "if a blogger has sex but doesn't blog it, did it really happen?" poser. A photograph to illustrate it is further proof that yes, it really ahppened and they're not just making this shit up, honest!

Flowering Jasmine said...

Ooooh! Look at us in your comment box Luka!
Our very own little menage a trois!

Luka said...

Flowering Jasmine - what fun! I do hog all the duvet though, I warn you now.

bittersweet me said...

you won't need a duvet to keep you warm


Raaaaaaarrrrrrr

bittersweet me said...

btw

a picture tells quite a story - however you might dress it up

*snarf*

Luka said...

Me - is is hot in here? I can sense Freddy removing his clothes at this point... :)

Anonymous Boxer said...

Oh Bah! I clearly arrived way too late.

Freddy said...

Have you got a camera in here?

I'm thinking menage a cinque...

bittersweet me said...

heck, let's just make it an orgy (MsR promised us one, sometime ago ...)

I'll bring something tasty to nipple on. (a real freudian slip! - i meant nibble, of course)

Luka said...

Anonymous Boxer - it's never to late to join this party!

Freddy - just an inspired guess :)

Bittersweet Me - yes, it's about time our Supreme Leader rewarded us...

nursemyra said...

have you been wandering the halls of the gimcrack? we usually supply blinkers to visitors.

Luka said...

Nurse Myra - I didn't get so much as a paper bag!