You know how I feel about these things.
The one doing the rounds at the moment is a Six Word Memoir, where you attempt to sum up the essence of yourself in just those few words.
Reading the results has been entertaining. I like the pretentious efforts from the intellectual, literary wannabes who have used phrases like "dark maelstrom lost in the abyss". Which tickled me.
I also enjoyed seeing how many ways people could cheat. There were those who pondered several versions before settling on a final one, thereby effectively writing a 24 word memoir, rather than the required 6. There were others who wrote word-bustin', meme-lovin', hyphen-abusing, 12 word memoirs instead, and still others who did the meme twice, on different blogs. It says something about the swollen egos of bloggers that they just cannot whittle themselves down to a meagre six words. They have to bloat themselves somehow. Most amusing.
So, when Bittersweet Me tagged me to see what I would do to a Six Word Memoir meme I knew I would be hard pressed to make it any funnier than those.
So in the end I decided to just flick the Vs to the whole thing and fuck everyone off with:
"Better than you in every way".
Oh, and I tag...er... everyone.