Thursday, 13 March 2008

HMT Special - Bats in the Balconette

"Why, Luka?" they ask.

"Why are you so bitter and cynical? Why can't you just be nice about other people's beautiful and evocative experiences instead of being a spiteful old ratbag?"

And I say to them "Do you know how long it is since anyone tried to get my bra off and take these beauties for a spin? I have a colony of bats roosting in there now. But they have eaten all the moths. Which is nice."


Apologies for the blurry image, but they fly so fast when I take my jumper off that it's hard to get the camera out in time.

18 comments:

bittersweet me said...

chortle

i have an urge to bite now

Vi said...

I bet it's all that bat poo that makes your skin so smooth though!

Lapis Ruber said...

That's really clever and very amusing. Love the see-through bra too. Happy HNT.

Freddy said...

They spin???

That I have to see!

Mind you I wouldn't be at all disappointed to discover that they just jiggle :-)

Freddy said...

They spin???

That I have to see!

Mind you I wouldn't be at all disappointed to discover that they just jiggle :-)

Luka said...

Bittersweet Me - go for my neck.

Vi - that guano makes me smell funny though....

Lapis Ruber - hello! Thank you kindly.

Freddy - they can do the counter clockwise rotation thing too. Pass me the tassels!

MarcelloNYC said...

I have to agree with bittersweet...

this image stirs up all kinds of sexually-vampiristic feelings (don't know if that is a real word...lol)

Sexy, HHNT!

Luka said...

Marcellonyc - hello! If it's not a real word, it should be!

Walker said...

You just need the belfry dusted and your bell rung ;)

Keyser Soze said...

Sorry you're feeling bitter and cynical. Here's to good sheer!
HHNT!

2 Dollar Productions said...

If you're not feeling bitter & cynical on occassion, then something is probably wrong that eclipses bats in odd places. Happy HNT.

Luka said...

Walker - is that an offer?

Keyser Soze - hello! Oh, bitter and cynical is my default state. It's the fuel that keeps me going :)

2 Dollar Productions - absolutely!

Jackie Adshead said...

So....... do I understand correctly, that were someone to take these beauties out for a spin, and carefully remove all bats and cobwebs, that you would magically turn into Pollyanna and would be full of sweetness and light?

Walker said...

Hey, I am always willing to lend a hand or two.......

Anonymous Boxer said...

I heart you. But you already knew that.

Luka said...

Jackie - I'm sure that would be the case. For a moment or two.

Walker - woohoo!

Anonymous Boxer - I am always overjoyed to read it again though. Hearting you right back.

nursemyra said...

best post title I've read all week. (lovely breasts)

Luka said...

Nurse Myra - *preens*. Why, thank you very much.