"Why are you so bitter and cynical? Why can't you just be nice about other people's beautiful and evocative experiences instead of being a spiteful old ratbag?"
And I say to them "Do you know how long it is since anyone tried to get my bra off and take these beauties for a spin? I have a colony of bats roosting in there now. But they have eaten all the moths. Which is nice."
Apologies for the blurry image, but they fly so fast when I take my jumper off that it's hard to get the camera out in time.