Wednesday, 19 March 2008

Dildos Are A Girl's Best Friend

A cock in the hand
May be quite stimulating
But dildos are a girl's best friend.

A cock may be grand
But when you're masturbating
You don't want to stop
Because of unexpected flop.

Cocks go soft
Can't stay aloft,
And they all need to rest in the end.

But bullet or foot-long ,
Fake cocks keep their hard-on
Dildos are a girl's best friend.


Anonymous Boxer said...

Bwahahaha - you know Luka, you just never know what you're going to find as a post on your blog.

This is a classic.

bittersweet me said...

you're clever (and hot)

Luka said...

Anonymous Boxer - thank you, I try to alternate my usual crap with other kinds of crap.

Bittersweet Me - you're right :)

Freddy said...

Yeah but a dildo won't make the post-orgasm cuppa

Luka said...

Freddy - true. It also won't make me wait, won't make me cross and won't make me wonder if my phone has broken, all of which I rather like.

Vi said...

Horray for dildos!!!!! They never go soft! (shame they can't cuddle up with you at the end though)

Luka said...

Vi - you can't have it all (where would you put it?)

Curvaceous Dee said...

*chuckles* You know I'm going to be humming this for the rest of the day, don't you?

xx Dee

Luka said...

Dee - I hum it while being carried up and down a flight of stairs by men in frock coats and top hats.