Do my ditties cause you distress?
Are you upset by my barbs?
Are your tender feelings bruised by my rough words?
Does my jokiness offend you?
Have my scribblings made you mad?
Do my strong opinions unsettle the herds?
Have you failed to spot the satire?
Did you take it all to heart?
Do you see the Boudoir as a Dragon's Den?
Are you prissy, dull and precious?
Are you outraged at my nerve?
I fail to see why you just don't fuck off then.