Tuesday, 26 February 2008

Fuck Off Then

Do my ditties cause you distress?
Are you upset by my barbs?
Are your tender feelings bruised by my rough words?
Does my jokiness offend you?
Have my scribblings made you mad?
Do my strong opinions unsettle the herds?

Have you failed to spot the satire?
Did you take it all to heart?
Do you see the Boudoir as a Dragon's Den?
Are you prissy, dull and precious?
Are you outraged at my nerve?
I fail to see why you just don't fuck off then.

15 comments:

EmmaK said...

I love your ditties
And your titties
If I were a man
I would love you to walk
all over me with your high
heels
but as I am a lass
I will just have to content myself
with kissing
your ass

love
an admirer

Angela-la-la said...

Well I'm bloody offended. Honestly!

The standard of the poetry has really dropped of late.

Walker said...

Poetry a la whip

Vi said...

Nope. Not offended.

Freddy said...

Did you not have the time
To make it rhyme?
Was bursting that bubble
Not worth the trouble?

bittersweet me said...

say whatever you like .. but i refuse to be offended.

Jackie Adshead said...

Love it when you're in viperish mood!

Luka said...

Emma - I actually swooned then.

Angela-la-la - I know, it's shockingly bad.

Walker - I was in one of my moods.

Vi - that's becuase you are a right thinking individual.

Freddy - it does rhyme!

Me - you are so hard to get riled :)

Jackie - then you came to the right place today!

Freddy said...

Barely!
abcdec is only just rhyme, but this isn't the place for me to expose my philistine approach to critical analysis of verse

Ms Robinson said...

As Priestley wrote in his excellent critique of..oh fuck that..

Tho' cynical and jaded
Your wit has never faded
(ok maybe it's taken a side road)

Luka said...

Ms R - thank you. I do believe it is taking the scenic route at the moment and will be with me again shortly!

Anonymous Boxer said...

Huh? Are stupid people reading your blog again?

I always like it when you and Freddy start trading 'barbs.

Luka said...

Anonymous Boxer - stupid people are a cross I have to bear.

Yeah, Freddy loves to tussle with me, the scamp.

Freddy said...

Do you think we could sell tickets?

Luka said...

Freddy - undoubtedly.