Fancy helping a charity and getting your work in print? Then submit to my Charity Blog Mug - or "Blug" as I prefer to call it.
There are untold thousands of bloggers in dire need, languishing, unpublished, sobbing into their laptops. This is a tragedy that spans race, gender and class. It knows no boundaries. All over the world there are people typing away, failing to be noticed, posting their arses in desperation, sitting in darkened bedrooms, neglecting their loved ones in their endless quest for hits and that elusive book deal. With your help we can help them to help themselves.
All you need to do is join the Blugging phenomenon! Get mugged and help a fellow blogger finally see their work in print.
As you can see from the high quality images below, successful submissions will be lovingly recreated on a bone china mug. Simply select your preferred iconic blogging image to adorn the front and submit your finest piece of blog work to go on the back.
Submissions must be short enough to fit on a mug and not be published elsewhere, on a tea towel or fridge magnet, for example.
Completed mugs will cost a mere £10 each, with £7.50 going to the potter and the remaining £2.50 going to Blug Aid. A fantastic deal I am sure you'll agree. I am hoping to raise enough funds to pay a full time blog tart, who will help the most needy and desperate bloggers by endlessly upping their hits with repeat visits and commenting under a variety of guises to boost their perceived popularity levels.
Now, I know a tenner for a mug might sound like a lot, but remember - all those who are on a mug will buy a mug and so will their mum. It is a huge new audience for your work, plus you'll be helping a charity, so it's worth every penny!
God bless you, one and all.