A quick blast of Foreskin Fresh (tm) in the morning means you can play squash, give that important presentation at work, have a few drinks with the boys and still be able to whip your willy out in a romantic encounter with confidence. The days of worrying about whether anyone can smell your undercrackers from the other side of the office are gone. Simply pop a can of Foreskin Fresh (tm) in your briefcase for all day freshness peace of mind.
Subtly scented and ph balanced, Foreskin Fresh (tm) is the intimate hygiene product manufacturers have overlooked for far too long in their quest to make women's chuffs smell like the perfume counter at Debenhams. Gentlemen, the time has come for a revolution in genital care!
Willy Wipes and Scrotal Shower Gel also available.