Friday, 18 January 2008

Good Advice

A wise woman once said to me, "Luka, you're great and all those others are clueless fucktards".

And, you know, I've never forgotten it.

So now, when I find selfishness, insanity and fuckwittery on an unprecedented scale all around me, I simply have another glass of wine and remember those sage words of wisdom.

She also told me not to sit on concrete floors as that would give me piles.

10 comments:

Jackie Adshead said...

Well, Luka, you should always listen to good advice. Was there anything said about grandmothers and eggs perchance?

Walker said...

Sounds like good advice from the top to bottom.
Thank you for stopping by

Native Minnow said...

A wise woman indeed!

Luka said...

Jackie - I am a good listener, but am better at giving advice than taking it, as a general rule.

Walker - hello! And thank you, in return.

Native Minnow - hello! There's a lot of wisdom in these old sayings.

AJ said...

"fuckwittery". That's going into my mental vocabulary. Cheers.

Luka said...

AJ - hello! You're very welcome. I enjoy expanding my obscene vocabulary too. It pays dividends in Rude Scrabble.

moi said...

"Fuckwittery" is indeed priceless. British Cuisine may be an oxymoron but y'all come up with the best obscenities. Thanks for dropping by Moi's blob – perhaps we are soon to be partners in bitchery?

Luka said...

Moi - hello, welcome to the Boudoir! Well, I've also found swearing to be much like me, both big and clever.

Yes, it appears we may shortly be in a bitches coven of our own...

having my cake said...

Has anyone actually proved that old adage about cold floors and piles? Most women I know got them as a side effect from having children!

Luka said...

Cake - I think you can sit on whatever you want, it won't make a difference! You're quite right, it is all to do with the pressure from within rather than anything else.