Monday, 7 January 2008

BDSM for the Busy

"Dominate me," he said.

"Shut up and fuck off," I obliged.

12 comments:

Ms Robinson said...

And then he pushed you roughly against the wall...

Duke Orsino said...

Bad Luka.

For that, go over my knee you will.

Luka said...

Ms R - ...his loins aflame in the sure knowledge of the kneeing to follow...

Duke - you'll have to catch me first.

EmmaK said...

I'm dissapointed at you, I would have multitasked and said, "Fuck off and make me a bacon sandwich and then give the sitting room a quick hoovering. You cunt."

Luka said...

Emma - you're a natural, you see. I opted for the short term pleasure of them fucking off, whereas you have the foresight to get a sandwich and a clean carpet first. I am impressed.

bittersweet me said...

don't give 'them' any ideas, please!

Midnight said...

Is that your entry for the sex blogger's short story of 2008 award? It's far too well written if it is.

PS. It seems to have confirmed my opinion that Emma has a bacon fetish.

Luka said...

Bittersweet Me - too late!

Midnight - I always suspected Emma might be a bit perverted.

Juno Henry said...

Heeeeeeee...!

One of your best efforts yet, Luka. I think this time i did actually laugh my arse off.

Jackie Adshead said...

.... And I bet when you're in this mood you're the sort to put a drawing pin on an electric chair...... !

Luka said...

Juno - thank you very much, though do try to take better care of your arse! You'll be needing that later...

Jackie - possibly....

having my cake said...

You and Ruf have a lot in common. I shall allow him to read this entry :)