There is something to be said about a comfy mattress.Or chair.
You got stuck? On the gear knob?That could be a treatBut it's hard to see howIf you were in the back seat :-)Drawing on 18 years of experience I can tell you that the answer is in the label Luka. In this particular circumstance, size truly does matter!Although, thinking back to my late teenage years, when I had a mini....Obviously a bed is best, but the car can be a very good alternative. If you choose wisely.
Ah, but that was a great limerick - you made me laugh :)And yes, I've accidently hurt myself with the hand brake, so I can see how the gear knob could be a problem also...xx Dee
You see, this is why I drive a Range Rover... in fact, I think you're reading my mind again, Luka, because I have been writing a post on this subject over the last couple of weeks. They had a programme on about the court case concerning Gillian Taylforth's activities in a Range Rover on the A1 and I was reminded of my own episode of a similar nature! Hopefully it will be ready for posting next week x
"like so much it looked good from afar ..."oh, i've fallen for that one, so many times. *slightly bitter today, but thankful for funny delightful ladies*
And like most of your writing, I have a couple of images in my head when I read these words and wonder exactly what you mean by "stuck on the gear knob"? Would that be stuck as in it had inserted itself in an orifice of yours, or stuck is in glue as per bodily fluids dried and adhered your skin to the gear stick...........MMmmm..... ?
Anonymous Boxer - Not....the comfy chair!? Next you'll be poking me with soft cushions, and then where will it all end?Freddy - climbing from front to back can cause a bit of stuckness if you aren't careful. And yes, I can see how size does matter in certain cases.Curvaceous Dee - glad it made you smile. Yes, it is hard to negotiate the hazards of the car interior, especially when partially crippled with semi-removed hosiery.Having My Cake - I am tuning into your vibes, obviously. I look forward to reading your post and comparing it to my own vehicular shenanigans.Bittersweet Me - I am sure your sweetness will eradicate any bitterness soon. xJackie - "I was climbing over the gear knob, when I just slipped, honest!"
Climbing from front to back?It's so much easier to get out and then use the back door!I'll show you mine some day Luka - it could be marketed as a 'passion-wagon'
I had sex in the back of a parked limo last weekend. So much space...I'm never going back to wee cars.
It's all right for girls like sulpicia who does it in limos. Rushing off to hire a limo with a jacuzzi in it plus two toy boys and a magnum of Cristal.
Freddy - when it's cold outside it's more appealing to do the front to back flip.Sulpicia - ooh, get you!EmmaK - well get you, too. I can't afford any of that malarky, what with Christmas so near, so will have to make do with the backseat of the bus, with a suspicious puddle on the floor, plus two old ladies (who may or may not be the source of the puddle) and a bottle of Irn Bru.
been a while since i did this....
Paul - me too, actually!
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