Why are anonymous commenters so lacking in imagination?
I mean, how hard is it to give yourself a ridiculous fake name like Mr Pants or Captain Cuntflap or something?
Is it because their quota of creativity has been used up for the day with the monumental effort it took to think up a variant on "you suck" and then having to laboriously type that in with their webbed fingers, without getting too much drool in the keyboard? It's a tiring process, I agree, but a little bit of extra effort in providing a comedy name would reap dividends. People would read the next "you are crap" comment, see it was written not by the instantly forgettable "anonymous", but by the incisive and witty Hairy Bumcheeks. They would be looking out for more pithy put-downs and inspirational one-liners from the Oscar Wilde of the blog comment world.
So come on, anonymous commenters - next time you're cruising by the Boudoir to tell me I smell, make yourself look marginally more interesting and imaginative by signing yourself off as Fanny Batter, Ben Dover or Phil McCrack or something. It may take a little longer, and you may start to flag, but if you give the helper monkey another banana I am sure it can be done!