There was some discussion in the comments box over whether "twat" rhymes with "hat" or not.
This led to Freddy writing some Dr Suess style doggerel of his own, based on the concept of the Twat in the Hat.
After I expressed my desire to see it illustrated Freddy commented "Sadly, my dear Luka, I can't draw. Maybe Puckrup could provide a suitable image, or images? Do you think there's a book deal in it?"
Puck responded that he was "very tempted to illustrate this one".
And, lo and behold, he has. A somewhat pyschopathic Twat in the Hat, I'll grant you, but it captures the spirit of the Boudoir, and what we try to do here, rather nicely.
So, which children's classic would you like to see alternatively illustrated?