Angst is such old hat
You miserable twat.
*splutters fennel tea*what on earth have you been watching on tv, Luka?
nope, sorry. Didn't make me laugh. Still sitting here like a miserable twat. Thanks for trying anyway. ;P
Actually I'm pretty cheerful today, due to an extended masturbation session, plus a mocha and a chocolate chip scone. Bottoms Up!
I'm feeling pretty chipper myself, but if I had been a dour old grumpy git, this would have perked me straight up.
oh, christ. hat and twat do NOT rhyme. so here we go again... aabbccdd... and what's that business at the end? you led me to expect rhyming couplets. please don't tell me "hat" is pronounced "hot" or that "twat" is pronounced... nevermind. i suppose i got your damn point anyway. (exposes teeth in a fake grin to go with a fake rhyme.)
Hat and twat totally rhyme. Maybe not in the States, but there's a reason it's called *English* ya know.And i love when you wax poetic, Luka. Always cheers me up. Twat and everything.
how do hat and twat not rhyme?Didn't Dr Seuss write "when I wear my hat I look like a twata twat with a cat and a silly hatI lay on the mat and look like a twatwhen i wear my stupid twatty hat"
Me - watching TV when there's so many entertaining things to read? As if I would!Vi - well that's no good, I must try harder.Emma - the things you get up to in Starbucks delight me!Anonymous Boxer - I am sure I would never have cause to call you dour.Sulpicia - Cheer the Fuck Up!Juno - you are, of course, quite right about the rhyming.Freddy - I like it, but where are the accompanying illustrations?
*Consumes additional B Vitamins and Magnesium to fight off the hormones and smiles broadly...*
As one born in the region formerly known as Rupert’s Land, and a citizen of the Commonwealth, I humbly thank you for pointing out such an appalling gaffe. Now cheering the fuck up.
Sadly, my dear Luka, I can't drawMaybe puckrup could provide a suitable image, or images?Do you think there's a book deal in it?
I am very tempted to illustrate this one, perhaps with a morose twat in the hat eschewing Emma's erotic sconefest...
Cake - ah, if it's hormones you're fighting I can endure a little dourness.Sulpicia - I encourage dissent in the Boudoir, it makes for more interesting reading.Freddy - now you've done it.Puckrup - go on then, get your nib out.
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