Sunday, 23 September 2007

What Did I Miss?

Who got laid, who has strayed, who was somewhat dismayed?
Did anyone get in a fight?
Who was sad, who was bad, who behaved like a cad?
What dramas occurred out of sight?

Who walked out, who’s in doubt, who has put it about?
Has anyone posted their arse?
Who got kissed, was I missed, who got royally pissed?
Whose fancies have turned into farce?

Did you post, who wrote most, who appears to be toast?
Did anyone start a new blog?
Were you bored, or adored, did you win an award?
Who is finding a new horse to flog?

Who’s at rest, who was best, who’s had some sort of test?
Who’s not playing with a full pack?
Who was mean, who was queen, who was mostly obscene?
Just where do I start, now I’m back?

14 comments:

Ms Robinson said...

I can only speak for myself but yes, I got laid, got kissed, am in doubt, wrote more than most,feeling very tested and wish I was rested.

Love this poem. LOVE IT.

Luka said...

Ms R - you lead a full and interesting life and that is all to the good. I am smiling because you love my poem.

bittersweet me said...

a very fine poem, and many misdemeanours to be discovered, i am sure. Was there a fight? i might have missed that one ...

amy said...

OK, let's see...

Got laid - check
Arse posted - check (well half of it anyway)
Got kissed - check
You were missed - check
Posted - check
Started new blog - check
Adored - check
Horse to flog...oh, I got flogged for the first time but haven't posted about it yet! Wheeee

That looks like it...Great poem and I really am very happy you're back, missy.

amy said...

OK, let's see...

Got laid - check
Arse posted - check (well half of it anyway)
Got kissed - check
You were missed - check
Posted - check
Started new blog - check
Adored - check
Horse to flog...oh, I got flogged for the first time but haven't posted about it yet! Wheeee

That looks like it...Great poem and I really am very happy you're back, missy.

amy said...

OK, let's see...

Got laid - check
Arse posted - check (well half of it anyway)
Got kissed - check
You were missed - check
Posted - check
Started new blog - check
Adored - check
Horse to flog...oh, I got flogged for the first time but haven't posted about it yet! Wheeee

That looks like it...Great poem and I really am very happy you're back, missy.

Anonymous Boxer said...

Hmmm, I mentioned YOU on Friday, my talented poet.

Luka said...

Me - of course there was a fight! It took place behind the scenes, but now I'm back I shall post all the gory details and see if I can get it to kick off again, more entertainingly.

Amy - so good, you said it thrice. I am happy you're happy I am back.

Anonymous Boxer - I saw. Thank you. I was going to email you but I think I shall say it publically - I love the fact your blog doesn't fit into the usual template and that you are not motivated by comments, stats and awards. That said, I'm giving you an award.

Freddy said...

I got laid, more than twice, it added some spice
to my undoubtedly hectic life
Had an evening of joy, with no need of a toy
Then had to drive home to the wife

Me posted her arse, waynecoff made a pass
But she's unable to count beyond
four
I got kissed, but yes you were missed
Now you;re back can you post a bit more?

I did indeed post, though MsR wrote the most
Of course Me seemed to write every day
Some blogs were hidden, some access forbidden
And some moved their toys, but still play

Rest? Don't make me chuckle, but it's nothing a fuck'll
Not cure and make all right
There was a small spat, but it wasn't all that
and to rhyme it would give it more significance than it deserves

So start where you may, but do it today
For we've missed your satirical bite
Get your arse on that chair and write something unfair
Welcome back btw how was the flight?

(not that I have any information relating to your mode of transport over the past week, it just rhymed)

bittersweet me said...

a poem with Me in it?
what can i say ...

It was my knees, which were the tease,
this week you were away.
I did get laid, just about
before my plans went down the spout
A test was made, it all went bad
and pain and grief is all i had.

My friends were there
to help me through,
with brushing my hair
and showing they care,
but now you're back
and feeling new ...

please tell me what i missed,
who's been kissed, who's been dissed.
having checked out the farce
(and Amy's gorgeous arse)
was there truly a fight ...?
please tell us all about the trite

and just to let you know
i missed you so xxx

EmmaK said...

I murdered my mum. Otherwise a quiet week.

having my cake said...

Phew, I think I may have got away without a mention :)

Lady in red said...

I was sad
I walked out
I CLOSED a blog
now I'm back too

Luka said...

Freddy - love it! Well done, you. So many previously hidden talents coming to the fore now. I am honoured.

Me - gosh, poetry is the new black. Excellent stuff, has me smiling! I missed you too x

EmmaK - swings and roundabouts, then.

Having My Cake - *never* say that, you know what will happen!

Lady in Red - you've caught the rhyming bug too! And what a week you've had, from the sound of it.