Who got laid, who has strayed, who was somewhat dismayed?
Did anyone get in a fight?
Who was sad, who was bad, who behaved like a cad?
What dramas occurred out of sight?
Who walked out, who’s in doubt, who has put it about?
Has anyone posted their arse?
Who got kissed, was I missed, who got royally pissed?
Whose fancies have turned into farce?
Did you post, who wrote most, who appears to be toast?
Did anyone start a new blog?
Were you bored, or adored, did you win an award?
Who is finding a new horse to flog?
Who’s at rest, who was best, who’s had some sort of test?
Who’s not playing with a full pack?
Who was mean, who was queen, who was mostly obscene?
Just where do I start, now I’m back?