Sunday, 9 September 2007

Wank Week Wound-Up

Forget WobblyArse, or FleshBot or whatever it's called.

Forget Sugasm/Oopsasm - even Shitasm.

There are really only two things that people wish to know from these repetitive circular lists:
1. Am I on it?
2. Which posts can I wank to?

Well, to save you all the bother of tiring your wanking hands and fingers any further, I am here with a new feature, the Wank Week Wound-Up.

Frankly, this week has been piss poor. Very little in the sexblogs I have perused (on your behalf, selfless type that I am) to inspire a spot of self abuse, I must say.

Best erotic prose goes to Amy, with this post. I reckon that should inspire a bit of rummaging around in a few people's undies. Plus, there are many images of bosoms, which is always good.

If bosoms aren't your thing and you prefer arse you could do worse than read Bittersweet Me on a Thursday.

If , like The Man, you prefer a shaven minge with a bit of metal through it you could have a read of this (or this or this). Don't know if it'll bring you off though. Perhaps someone could let me know if it does?

Other than those, it's all been the usual smug crap, with not even a jauntily inserted cucumber to brighten my day.

29 comments:

The Man With Secrets said...

Oh great. I find that there's now so much crap on my blog that I can't even remember having posted some of it, and I need Luka to point out that I'm repeating myself.

I'll get me coat ...

Amy said...

Wow, I'm flattered. You know, I was kinda worried writing that post, wondering if it sounded boring or...mechanical. I even left out the bit about how I came, because I thought it would get boring to keep hearing the same thing, but then someone asked why I didn't get to cum. Anyway, it's awfully nice of you to say all that. I guess I'll keep plugging away at it.

As it were.

Freddy said...

Don't be so hard on yourself Man, after all when you've posted almost every day, (apart from maybe three months or so) for nearly a year there's always a risk of repeating oneself.

bittersweet me said...

*blush* thank you.

I see you have spotted my secret desire to be an underwear mannekin. Exposed ... finally.

now i'm off to read Amy's piece (again, har har)

The Man With Secrets said...

Thank you Freddy. And thank you for the bit you edited out. Your discretion is noted - lol.

Luka said...

Man - glad to be of service! And don't worry overly, we all have our favourite themes to which we return again and again. You like them shaven and pierced, I like 'em insecure and smug - it's all just writing about twats, isn't it?

Luka said...

Amy - it is never boring to hear that you came and you should always include it. Erotica traditionally focuses on the male orgasm, with most stories and films treating the male ejaculation as the grand finale. The goal to aim for, the point of the entire encounter. It is undeniably a visual treat but it is hardly an unexpected ending. I like to know how the female part of the equation is feeling, for they interest me far more.

Luka said...

Freddy and the Man - if you are going to lock horns I do wish you would do it in the good, nudie wrrestling way.

Luka said...

Bittersweet Me - you would make a fine lingerie model. Maybe you could get a sponsor for HNT?

Ms Robinson said...

Freddy and The Man locked in a DH Lawrence type homoerotic scene..this I don't have to see.

juno henry said...

ms r: no one needs to see that.

The Man With Secrets said...

Hey! I'll have you know that my performance in an amateur production of Women In Love was most favourably reviewed in the Buxton Echo ...

Luka said...

Ms R - I think it could be both entertaining and educational.

Hello Juno! It is not a matter of need, it is a matter of want. I want to watch nudie wrestling and eat popcorn, whilst reclining on my gimp.

The Man - there was a comparison with Oliver Reed, if I remember correctly.

bittersweet me said...

i am a little intrigued as to what Freddy edited out ..

Luka - do you prefer toffied popcorn or finger-licking salted buttery type? (OMG i just eat an ENTIRE bar of Green & Black's Dark Chocolate with Whole Cherries for a Bittersweet Sensation whilst writing this comment. I have just blown my chances of a modeling anything).

Luka said...

Me - I can (as with so many things) go either way.

Freddy said...

we've covered this ground before and, whilst I am not at all resistant to the idea of nude wrestling, oral sex nor even anal penetration, I can say with absolute certainty that the man is definitely not my type
So, dear luka, this one will have to remain a fantasy xx

Luka said...

Oh, Freddy, and I bought all this baby oil too....

The Man With Secrets said...
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bittersweet me said...

luka - i have a couple of ideas for all that baby oil, if the men aren't interested ...

Lady in red said...

hmm this has been brewing for a while I am so not suprised
why do you think I call my men my creche
do freddie and the man need to be spanked ?

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Luka said...

Me - I shall bring the paddling pool and chocolate.

Lady in Red - I am quite sure that they do.

Freddy said...

I'm interested in the baby oil!!!
and the spanking ;-)

Ms Robinson said...

I'm in the mood to wear something black and PVC that zips up and help make sure the men follow your instructions.

Luka said...

Ms R! Good woman - that's the spirit. All we need are spiked heels and an attitude to match.

Lady in red said...

i've got the spiked heels and apparently I look good holding a cane

Freddy said...

I'll await your call and instructions as to where I should be ladies.

having my cake said...

Sorry, Luka, Ive been a bit preoccupied and taken my eye off the ball with regard to the sex aspect of my blog this week. Normal service will be resumed over the next few days. Sex is still banned until Monday but after that... mwahahaha
Now, where did they leave that baby oil :)

atlasdtaggart said...

Definitely Amy's. You go girl!