I am going to leave you all for a week, while I take a trip to elsewhere.
I know you will miss me terribly, and that the sex blog world will seem emptier somehow without me pointing and laughing at it, but I am hoping you will all copy me in on what I'm missing while I'm away.
When you spot something interesting or amusing do flag it up in the comments box, so I can enjoy it when I return. Be eloquent. Be pithy. Enjoy yourselves. Oh, and the most beautiful and evocative comment will win a fantastic prize!*
So, see you all in a week! Be wicked, bad and naughty for me.
*Definitions of "fantastic" may differ from person to person.