What's your blogging personality? Are you really all that, or a bit of a twat?
Try my Fun Quiz to find out!
1. You are feeling in need of more attention. Do you:
A) Write a really thought provoking, interesting post to generate debate and get everyone talking to you
B) Decide to make a big "farewell cruel blog-world" post to generate "we'll miss you" comments that you won't be able to resist wallowing in and commenting on yourself
C) Get your arse out?
2. Satire is:
A) A literary genre, in which human or individual vices, follies, abuses, or shortcomings are held up to censure by means of ridicule, derision, burlesque, irony, or other methods, sometimes with an intent to bring about improvement.
B) Nasty filth
C) Best enjoyed with your arse out?
3. You are most proud of:
A) The friends you have made and the enjoyment you find through writing
B) Having impressive site stats and numerous top entries in the "This Is Good To Wank To" listings, even though it's pretty much the same list with the same "winners" and the same topics every week?
C) Your arse?
4. Literary posts are:
A) Well written, intelligent pieces that speak to everyone
B) Pretentious, incomprehensible self-absorbed, self-referencing bollocks that only special literary people in literary club should understand and be allowed to comment upon
C) A load of arse?
5. Reading parts of this quiz that you felt might possibly be applicable to yourself made you feel:
A) That Luka writes a lot of crap but it relieves the monotony
B) That Luka has RUINED YOUR LIFE!
C) That Luka should get her arse out?
So, how did you do? Tot up your scores to find out.
Mostly As: You are as normal and well adjusted a person as we are likely to find in the blogging world. You avoid conflict as a rule, but can argue your point eloquently should the need arise. You have lots of online fans/friends, but be careful not to veer into smug territory.
Mostly Bs: You are a twat.
Mostly Cs: You are cheerfully reliable in the way of the arse. You have many admirers and find you can defuse most situations with a carefully timed display of bum cheek.