Tuesday, 4 September 2007

A Friend in Need

Would a kick in the nuts help at all?
Would it help to arrest your downfall?
Would your anguish seem less,
If you suffered distress
Caused by my pointy shoe in your ball?

Would a kick up the arse do the trick?
Would it stop you from feeling heartsick?
Would it distract your brain
From emotional pain
If I work some boot/buttock magic?


Amy said...

That's really beautiful.

But that's not why I'm here.

I'm here because I TAGGED YOU!!!


Jackie Adshead said...

In the old days people in this predicament took up knitting socks, crocheting small brightly coloured squares and made crab apple chutney.

Hazel said...

I'd just LOVE to kick a few balls with my pointy shoes.....lol

Freddy said...

A slap round the face might help
If hard enough to elicit a whelp
'twould serve as reminder
that I was lucky to find her
I think that would certainly help

A kick in the nuts would hurt.
Like ironing, whilst still wearing, a shirt.
A fake dick, up the arse?
Ahhh, a kick, then I'll pass
I'm sorry if that sounded curt.

bittersweet me said...

*sniff sniff*

i love a happy ending ...

Freddy said...
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having my cake said...

Im completely confused but laughing hysterically :)

Anonymous Boxer said...

I don't know what's better; your post, your labels, or your comments.

Luka said...

Amy - you fiend! I have complied, but only because it's you and I am fond of your bosoms.

Jackie - they did, and charity shops everywhere were grateful.

Hazel - I recommend it, it helps.

Freddy - you're getting better at this doggerel business! Therapeutic, isn't it?

Luka said...

Bittersweet Me - oh, me too!

Having my Cake - I'm glad I got you laughing x

Anonymous Boxer - it's a close call, isn't it?

Anonymous Boxer said...

No, you're still number 1!!