"You never comment on my blog!"
She huffed a bit and sighed.
"And that means that you don't like me,"
She stamped her feet and cried.
"But," he ventured, quite perplexed
"You know that isn't true.
I write about you all the time
And chat for hours too."
"Not good enough!" she snapped, in tears
"You commented elsewhere.
You comment on your other friends
The ones I won't go near."
"I'm Alpha Male!" asserted he,
While puffing out his chest.
"I comment where the hell I like
And where I think it best."
She lectured him, she whinged and whined
She spat her dummy out
"All right," said he, defeatedly
"I'll write away your doubt."
He commented on every post
She'd written the past week
So now she knows just what to do
To keep her Alpha meek.
I see all this and shake my head
Watch Utopia fade
The inner workings of the clique
Are not as they're portrayed.