Thursday, 2 August 2007

HMT

Welcome to Half Mental Thursday.
The benefits of tinfoil hats have long been known by certain members of the community. They not only stop the government/space aliens/hamsters controlling your thoughts with their electro-magnetic waves, they also give you a jaunty space age look as you queue at the post office.
I have decided to take it a step further and create a tinfoil bra, to prevent outside forces controlling my bosoms. In this respect it does work. Unlike my usual scaffold-like support garment the tinfoil bra leaves my bosoms completely uncontrolled and eventually falls off altogether.
Next week: clingfilm bloomers!

22 comments:

bittersweet me said...

I hope you were able to recover said foil for recycling purposes, and am looking forward to the Fully Naked Friday version ...

roll on next week! i shall be in a lather of expectation.

The Man With Secrets said...

So that's what you were wearing the other day. That explains why all those folk were staring ...

Luka said...

Me - is it right to wrap a chicken in something that's been on my bosoms?

Man - they were wondering what the fuck had happened to Harry Potter.

EmmaK said...

Looks bloody uncomfortable! And yes, please do recycle the foil after you have unwrapped your bosoms...to wrap up your chicken, unless your cleavage is dewy with perfume,in which case the chicken may taste a bit wierd.

me2 said...

heh heh heh

you're a funny lady....

Anonymous Boxer said...

Clever Luka! I wonder what you could do with wax paper.

Luka said...

EmmaK - it is uncomfortable and also noisy. Today I am perfume free and lightly spritzed with sunflower oil and black pepper, so it should be good to go.

Thank you, Me2!

Anonymous Boxer - stick around and you are sure to find out.

Jackie Adshead said...

Can't wait for the clingfilm bloomers - I can see the benefits already!

Luka said...

Jackie - :) very droll.

having my cake said...

Im not sure the shoes described by either you or the Man fully work with that outfit...

Luka said...

Having My Cake - you are quite right. I need to fashion some footwear out of sandwich bags...

having my cake said...

LMAO, promise to wear that outfit when I buy you a pint and I promise that you will be drinking it on your own...

Luka said...

But I still get the pint, right....?

having my cake said...

Godammit, if you're prepared to be seen in your local... in anyone's local... dressed only in a tinfoil bra and wearing sandwich bags on your feet, too right you get the pint... Do they take credit cards over the phone?

Freddy said...

Didn't it scratch?
mmmm clingfilm!

whoops - sorry, just drifted off to somewhere........
back in a while

Luka said...

Having My Cake - we'll soon find out.

Freddy - Yes, it did. But I am prepared to suffer for my silliness.

Midnight said...

Is that one half of a matching set or were the knickers made of muslin or something?

I can see an adult version of Blue Peter on the horizon if you continue in this fashion.

Luka said...

Midnight - the knickers were made out of those bags you get oranges in. Ah, that would be "Blue" in the adult sense of the word, then.

Indigo said...

Have you ever been completely wrapped from head to foot in cling film? It's totally erotic! Love your blog by the way...

Luka said...

Hello, Indigo. Thank you muchly, and no, I have not been completely wrapped in clingfilm. I may need a more substantial roll, something used in catering maybe, if it's to cover me from head to toe. I am not sure the No Frills Economy Brand is going to be up to the job.

Al Sensu said...

I could assist you to adjust the foil so that it's a perfect fit.

Luka said...

Hello, Al. What a kind and altruistic offer!