The benefits of tinfoil hats have long been known by certain members of the community. They not only stop the government/space aliens/hamsters controlling your thoughts with their electro-magnetic waves, they also give you a jaunty space age look as you queue at the post office.
I have decided to take it a step further and create a tinfoil bra, to prevent outside forces controlling my bosoms. In this respect it does work. Unlike my usual scaffold-like support garment the tinfoil bra leaves my bosoms completely uncontrolled and eventually falls off altogether.
Next week: clingfilm bloomers!