Thursday, 9 August 2007

HMT again!

Yes, it's Half Mental Thursday again. Where does the time go?

As (stupidly) promised last week, here are my clingfilm bloomers. I can confirm that my buttocks were as fresh when I removed the clingfilm as when first I wrapped them. Well done, Extra Wide Clingfilm!

As an aside, I just want to say a respectful "hats off to all those who manage to photograph their own arse and keep it in focus". I failed in that department, and so - to the great relief of all concerned - pictures of my own arse will not become a regular feature of the Boudoir.

All other forms of arse remain.

19 comments:

The Man With Secrets said...

Warning: Arses can go down as well as up. That is all.

Luka said...

Man - arses do indeed go up and down. Up. And down. Up. And down. Updownupdownupdownupdown.That's what they do all right, and that pleases me.

Anonymous Boxer said...

You are indeed, a creative women.

Cherrie said...

Why can't I ever find one of those in the produce department?

Quite creative, Luka . . . and quite sexy!

Lady in red said...

lol I cant photograph my arse either which will be why I have so many leg pics.

Jackie Adshead said...

I hate to take the fun away, when I'm laffing so much to start with -but doesn't your camera have a time delay button on it? So that you can elegantly arrange yourself without dislocating delicate parts of yourself in the process.... nice artistic picture, by the way, I think its enhanced by how the light catches the clingfilm.....

Luka said...

Anonymous Boxer - I make my own entertainment, it's true.

Hello Cherrie! Even if you did find one of those in the produce department I think you would struggle to fit it in your basket.

Lady in Red - I had to try it once, just to see what I was taking the piss out of.

Jackie - the problem was I only had a tiny window of opportunity in which to take the picture when I wouldn't be bothered with endless interruptions and questions like "What are you doing with the clingfilm? Eeeew!" So I only had my mobile phone with me, hence the poor picture quality. Any ar(se)tistic merit is entirely down to luck.

n said...

So funny, thanks for putting a smile on my face! Oh and thank you for the info you gave me, now i don't feel so left out xx

Luka said...

Hello, N - you're very welcome! x

bittersweet me said...

oooh. yum

at last someone appreciates the trouble i go to every week - it is not just fodder for my fellow wankers ya know ... indeed serious arsetisctic stuff. so there.

anytime you need a hand with the cling film/focussing, just let me know ;)

Luka said...

Me - I have a whole new level of understanding now. You know, I could have used an extra pair of hands, now you come to mention it...next time :)

bittersweet me said...

i'll be there ... am very handy, me

Freddy said...

so - n got info?
I feel left out now

meantime - I have an overwhelming urge to smear something with butter and pop it in the oven at 190C

Luka said...

Me - I shall hold you to that.

Freddy - don't feel left out. I am a fountain of information for all, you only need ask. I was with you up until the oven part. I don't want literal hotpants.

having my cake said...

Jackie, please dont encourage Luka! This blog is already a paean to the cult of arsedom lmao.

LMAO. Still, at least this time it matches your shoes. I insist we add this to the list of accoutrements with which you will be adorning yourself when I eventually buy you a pint, altho currently you're still far too naked. You'll need a hat as well!

Just a toy said...

I can only imagine the positions you must get into photgraphing your various body areas.

Richard said...

I've never worn clingfilm undergarments, but it does look like at least they don't ride up on one.

Jackie Adshead said...

Having my cake - But I adore encouraging Luka - she is a delectable delight to read!! (and view, in any culinary position!). Luka - can we have rice paper knickers next time, they'd be FUN!!!

Luka said...

Having My Cake - I thrive on encouragement! Don't take that away from me!

I have my tinfoil hat, which ties the whole ensemble together.

Just a Toy - Hello! It pays to be flexible in all sorts of ways.

Hello, Richard - they did indeed stay where they were meant to be, and no VPL either. Still, I wouldn't wear them on a warm day.

Jackie - for you, I'll give it a go!