Thursday, 16 August 2007

Half Mental Thursday


Yes, it's Happy HMT time again. Today I have moved away from clingfilm and tinfoil and headed into more traditional territory. This is purely because I have run out of time and kitchenware. I considered doing something creative with a couple of pans, but just couldn't be arsed. It's been a very long day. For more of a Half Mental effect you could try imagining I am wearing a luxuriant comedy moustache and those glasses that have eyes on springs.

Ooh, unless, of course, you can think of something better!

19 comments:

Angela-la-la said...

There's an egg timer hanging off those beads, isn't there?

*rubs thighs lustily*

Luka said...

Angela-la-la - yeah, baby, YEAH!

Amy said...

Zowie. I'd do you, even WITH the moustache. Mebbe not the glasses though. Hard limit on eyes with springs...

Luka said...

Amy - well, the moustache does have its uses (waggles it lasciviously).

bittersweet me said...

truly magnificant. My eyes popped ...

have you ever considered the support benefits of a colander, Luka?

Freddy said...

gosh!

wow!

other thoughts will follow once I calm down

Luka said...

Me - did your eyes really pop, or have you got the same eyes-on-springs glasses that I am sporting?

A colander you say....hmmmmm...

Freddy - how long is that likely to take?

having my cake said...

Luka, are those your boobies or do you have a couple of hamsters under there providing each with an uplifting hammock? If one looks very closely, one can almost see them wriggling!

Luka said...

Having My Cake - I think you'll find those are guinea pigs.

Curvaceous Dee said...

You could try losing the eyes on springs (just creepy!) and add a spoon hanging off your nose, perhaps?

xx Dee

Luka said...

Curvaceous Dee - ooh, I can do that, with a spoon. I have a talented nose. It can also balance pencils or rulers.

Freddy said...

I come round here for satire
I don't come here for smut
Imagine my delight then
to see a picture of a slut
(slut is a compliment here btw)

I come round here to have a laugh
And gasp in awe at insight
But now I'm thinking bloody hell
I bet that bra's real tight
(rhyming can be so hard sometimes)

I come round here for reality checks
I come to see what's what
But gosh and golly and wow fuck me
That picture... Luka's HOT!
(but then you knew that, right?)

Jackie Adshead said...

I'm disappointed. Sigh. I was hoping for ravishing, revealing, resplendent rice paper.....

Ms Robinson said...

Muffin pans are what is needed methinks.

Luka said...

Freddy - Oi! That's Mistress Slut, to you!

Jackie - I ate the rice paper pants for lunch, sorry!

Mr Robinson - Anything involving a muffin or two will get my vote.

Anonymous Boxer said...

Am I the only one missing the tin foil? Anyone?

OK - must say, well done pix!

Hamsters and all.

Luka said...

Anonymous Boxer - I miss it, in a scratchy sort of way.

Jackie Adshead said...

I bet they were tasty.......

Luka said...

Jackie - yes, they had a distinctive flavour much to my taste.